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  • SUNDAY NOVEMBER 5 2006 3:00 PM

The Scarlett Letter: Mystery Sex Tape Stirs Controversy

Submitted by Alyk

Edited by Alyk

Tags: Lindsay Lohan, Sex Tape, Scenes From a Car

A good old-fashioned rumor circulated throughout the internet world for the past few weeks. A website called scenesfromacar.com offered for sale an audio tape a sex act performed by someone they refer to as “a regular in Us Weekly, high seven figure salary per film.“ The description of the scene got bloggers everywhere guessing which star could have uttered such brilliant dialog as, “Yeah, cum.”

It all started when I was walking near the sound tent and my buddy waived me over, smiling and chuckling to himself. He handed me a pair of headphones and informed me that (the actresses) mic was still on … she gets into a vehicle and shares some sweet talk with a guy. I thought she had a boyfriend, but I don’t recognize this guy’s voice … There is some rustling, then the vehicle door opens … She reclines the seat and gets back in. Skip ahead, here is some more sweet talk, then some more rustling, then they start kissing and so forth … THEN, for twelve minutes and forty seven seconds, she gives him the sexiest blow job I have ever heard capped off by the words “Yeah, cum”.


Lucky listeners guessed Lindsay Lohan must be the smoky-voiced star. After the Lohan rumor made the rounds, scenesfromacar.com wanted to make it clear Lohan was not the broad on the tape. They issued a clue for those playing along.

Well, that almost makes it too easy for us. It doesn’t exactly take a Nathaniel Hawthorne expert to figure this one out.

 

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daveglss79828

daveglss79828

Miami, FL
January 2004

NOV 05, 2006 03:09 PM

reminds me of the SNL skit....

it's only hot if it is her...

HorseheadFiddle

HorseheadFiddle

San Diego, CA
October 2004

NOV 05, 2006 03:21 PM

She is such a dirty whore.

But don't get me wrong,
I like her fine.

Markus001

Markus001

United Kingdom
November 2004

NOV 05, 2006 03:24 PM

I'm pathetic, but I desperately want this to be true...

Sick

Sick

Minneapolis, MN
June 2003

NOV 05, 2006 03:30 PM

Sick, sick, sick, sick sick!

So when are we going to be able to hear this?

Ainur

Ainur

I'm lost
May 2005

NOV 05, 2006 03:41 PM

What? I'm going to assume that I'm the only one willing to make himself look like he has no idea who it is (supposedly), by admitting as much right now. Rather than assuming I'm REALLY the only one that doesn't get it. Anybody else? ................ I hope.

KMatt

KMatt

Royal Oak, MI
February 2006

NOV 05, 2006 03:43 PM

well duh, it's that one chick. you know, that one with that one movie.

PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

NOV 05, 2006 04:03 PM

Tom Arnold. Duh.

Mocha

Mocha

New Orleans, LA
April 2006

NOV 05, 2006 04:05 PM

???? am i really that out of the pop culture loop? a scarlet A is NOT a legit clue, is it?

Anton

Anton

Australia
September 2003

NOV 05, 2006 04:05 PM

Markus001 said:
I'm pathetic, but I desperately want this to be true...


It's okay. There are many of us like you.

rev23dev

rev23dev

Denver, CO
January 2003

NOV 05, 2006 04:07 PM

i don't get it. demi moore?

Sick

Sick

Minneapolis, MN
June 2003

NOV 05, 2006 04:08 PM

Mocha said:
???? am i really that out of the pop culture loop? a scarlet A is NOT a legit clue, is it?



I guess it is if there's an actress named Scarlett that guys fantasize about.


Edit: My apologies; I'm sure women probably fantasize about her, too.

rev23dev

rev23dev

Denver, CO
January 2003

NOV 05, 2006 04:10 PM

Sick said:

Mocha said:
???? am i really that out of the pop culture loop? a scarlet A is NOT a legit clue, is it?



I guess it is if there's an actress named Scarlett that guys fantasize about.



that makes sense i guess. but could be demi moore. she was in the scarlett letter which was written by hawthorne. i must be retarded cause i don't get it frown

Sick

Sick

Minneapolis, MN
June 2003

NOV 05, 2006 04:16 PM

Ooo...I've got it. Vivien Leigh played Scarlett O'Hara in Gone with the Wind. Vivien, you naughty, naughty girl!

Wait...she's been dead for quite some time. Now this tape is just disturbing.

_DictionaryGirl_

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

NOV 05, 2006 04:23 PM

Miss Scarlett in the car with the candlestick?

sketchless

sketchless

Windsor, ON
April 2006

NOV 05, 2006 04:30 PM

its probably a scam.

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