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  • WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 1 2006 3:00 PM

Tom and Katie Set to Wed at Mussolini's Home

In a rather appropriate turn of events, Tom Cruise and fiancé Katie Holmes decided to hold their November 18th wedding in the former home of Italian dictator Benito Mussolini.

While chilling in Paris last month with homegirl Victoria Beckham, Holmes began scoping out wedding locations in the lakes region of Northern Italy. Holmes apparently fell in love with Mussolini’s WWII base near Lake Garda. Since WWII, the dictator’s home changed hands several times, and it’s now a hotel called Villa Feltrinelli.

An insider says, "Katie recently visited with Victoria and fell in love with it. It's ideal for her and Tom as it's hidden away by dense greenery on the landward side, while the view on the opposite side overlooking the lake is stunning. Katie and Victoria were made aware that Mussolini used it as a base during the war, but seemed more interested that the glamorous likes of Grace Kelly and Isadora Duncan had stayed there."


Why am I not surprised by the craziness of this “couple?”

Yay for sham marriages!

 

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CptPyjama

CptPyjama

United Kingdom
October 2006

NOV 01, 2006 03:10 PM

Do they even know who Mussolini is, one has to wonder.

Affy

Affy

Chicago, IL
March 2006

NOV 01, 2006 03:11 PM

Im sick of them.

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

NOV 01, 2006 03:23 PM

CaptainAllama said:
Do they even know who Mussolini is, one has to wonder.



You don't know the history of Mussolini, I do.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Yup, still funny.

ThisIsWhoWeAre

ThisIsWhoWeAre

Oakland, CA
July 2004

NOV 01, 2006 03:27 PM

So... Honeymoon at the Eagle's Nest in Berchtesgaden? Make it a theme!

whatever

Paisley

Paisley

USA
September 2006

NOV 01, 2006 03:37 PM

Affy said:
Im sick of them.



+1

Dom_Devel

Dom_Devel

Mcdonough, GA
February 2006

NOV 01, 2006 04:46 PM

They need to go away....NOW!

Tornateaux

Tornateaux

Fort Campbell, KY
August 2006

NOV 01, 2006 05:11 PM

ThisIsWhoWeAre said:
So... Honeymoon at the Eagle's Nest in Berchtesgaden? Make it a theme!

whatever



One can only hope that the divorce will be finalized with a 9mm Luger in a bunker below Berlin.

undershaker

undershaker

Milwaukee, WI
November 2004

NOV 01, 2006 05:44 PM

The gays simply adore Pacey. First, it was my roommate freshman year (though he didn't come out 'til junior year; typical, I know), now, Tom, next...?

VaugelyChilly

VaugelyChilly

Ireland
October 2006

NOV 01, 2006 06:02 PM

When will they just DIE

thefreak

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

NOV 01, 2006 07:02 PM

unravled said:

CaptainAllama said:
Do they even know who Mussolini is, one has to wonder.



You don't know the history of Mussolini, I do.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Yup, still funny.





You're glib.

-TM

TheG

TheG

Somerville, MA
February 2004

NOV 01, 2006 08:18 PM

God they suck.

Suck. Suck. Suck.

mingol

mingol

Singapore
July 2005

NOV 01, 2006 09:28 PM

Giovinezza, giovinezza...

photoline

photoline

Edmonton, AB
January 2005

NOV 01, 2006 09:40 PM

Let's hope Tom gets hung!

Sing it now: "TomKat, TomKat, uber alles!!!"

Where's my squirt gun?

Vestril

Vestril

Coronado, CA
February 2003

NOV 01, 2006 09:46 PM

GabrielMireles said:
God they suck.

Suck. Suck. Suck.



Each other? Ya'think? Cause I was under the impression that Tom was...well playing for the other team.

Necia

Necia

San Francisco, CA
August 2005

NOV 03, 2006 04:50 PM

ThisIsWhoWeAre said:
So... Honeymoon at the Eagle's Nest in Berchtesgaden? Make it a theme!

whatever



Seriously. What creepbags.

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