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  • FRIDAY OCTOBER 20 2006 11:00 AM

Stephen Hawking and Wife Headed for Divorce

Submitted by Alyk

Edited by Rahodeb

Tags: Stephen Hawking, Elaine, Divorce

Professor Stephen Hawking and his wife of eleven years filed for divorce in Cambridge County Court in England. Hawking and wife Elaine faced constant rumors about their marriage, including reports she abused the wheelchair-bound scientist (despite widespread reports of abuse, police failed to find any evidence). New rumors recently surfaced; sources said the marriage ended because Hawking is in love with someone else.

Last night a source close to the couple said: “Stephen and Elaine’s relationship is over. There is also talk that he has fallen for another woman.
“It’s an incredibly sad state of affairs. Nobody knows why they are splitting up — it’s a complete mystery. But there is a possibility another woman is involved.”


News of the divorce pleased friends of the couple. Tales of freaky-deaky actions by Elaine abound.

One of Prof Hawking’s old carers claimed new nurses were subjected to a strange “initiation” by Elaine.

This involved being called to the bedroom to find him and his naked wife having sex. The carer said: “It was to make it clear that they had a sexual relationship.”


So, let’s sum this up: Stephen Hawking is smarter than you, has more money than you, and gets more ass than you. Life isn’t always fair, is it?

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steve626

steve626

Tarentum, PA
February 2005

OCT 20, 2006 02:03 PM

He bet a subscription to Penthouse to another astronomer on a whether a theory about black holes was true or not. Now that is class.

Alyk

Alyk

Boston, MA
February 2005

OCT 20, 2006 02:14 PM

eurogael said:
"So, let's sum this up: Stephen Hawking is smarter you, has more money than you, and gets more ass than you. Life isn't always fair, is it?"

why would an intelligent human being make this last dumbass comment. he got where he is for the very reasons you mention my friend, cos obviously you can't hold a candle to the man.



First, you need to get a fucking sense of humor. Second, you better watch who you call "dumbass," kiddo.

And no, I can't hold a candle to the man, and neither can you or anyone else you've ever met.

Moonrabbit

Moonrabbit

Vancouver, BC
February 2005

OCT 20, 2006 03:03 PM

Man, he can do better than her. Especialy if that initiation stuff is true.

Soyjuice

Soyjuice

Menlo Park, CA
August 2005

OCT 20, 2006 04:31 PM

he really is superintelligent. Ive tried reading some of his stuff and every 2 pages i have to think about it for 20mins or so to digest it. ITs facinating stuff. I guess hes too interested in black holes and not his wife's

_DictionaryGirl_

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

OCT 20, 2006 04:52 PM

Stephen Hawking is one ice-cold motherfucker. I think he just out-pimped Billy Joel. surreal

mrnonel

mrnonel

Los Angeles, CA
August 2004

OCT 20, 2006 06:16 PM

I guess they must have had bitter arguments over the merits of super-string theory.

KMFCM

KMFCM

Peekskill, NY
September 2002

OCT 20, 2006 08:29 PM


damn right

he's a fucking quake master wink

turin

turin

Denver, CO
October 2003

OCT 20, 2006 08:42 PM

sometimes the love just evaporates.

SirPsychoSexy

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ
January 2004

OCT 21, 2006 12:06 AM

turin said:
sometimes the love just evaporates.



A gentlemens bet says you can't prove that.

dorwayin

dorwayin

I'm lost
April 2004

OCT 22, 2006 11:03 PM

eurogael said:
"So, let's sum this up: Stephen Hawking is smarter you, has more money than you, and gets more ass than you. Life isn't always fair, is it?"

why would an intelligent human being make this last dumbass comment. he got where he is for the very reasons you mention my friend, cos obviously you can't hold a candle to the man.



What kind of idiot can't understand the sarcasm in that statement? I mean it is laid on thicker than peanut butter. So that said, if an idiot can understand the sarcasm, what does that say about your self proclaimed superior intelligence? Gawd, I wish I was smart enough to understand.

Artax

Artax

Frederick, MD
July 2003

OCT 22, 2006 11:30 PM

I do believe that some of FTR's readers must have discovered the lifestyle boards. surreal

ASSH0LE

ASSH0LE

Las Vegas, NV
June 2003

OCT 22, 2006 11:41 PM

MC Hawking is a badass mofo.

Here he is, captured in the melee at the second annual Source Awards.

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