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Stephen Hawking and Wife Headed for Divorce

FRIDAY OCTOBER 20 2006 11:00 AM

Submitted by Alyk. Edited By Rahodeb.

TAGS: Stephen Hawking, Elaine, Divorce

Professor Stephen Hawking and his wife of eleven years filed for divorce in Cambridge County Court in England. Hawking and wife Elaine faced constant rumors about their marriage, including reports she abused the wheelchair-bound scientist (despite widespread reports of abuse, police failed to find any evidence). New rumors recently surfaced; sources said the marriage ended because Hawking is in love with someone else.

Last night a source close to the couple said: “Stephen and Elaine’s relationship is over. There is also talk that he has fallen for another woman.
“It’s an incredibly sad state of affairs. Nobody knows why they are splitting up — it’s a complete mystery. But there is a possibility another woman is involved.”

News of the divorce pleased friends of the couple. Tales of freaky-deaky actions by Elaine abound.

One of Prof Hawking’s old carers claimed new nurses were subjected to a strange “initiation” by Elaine.

This involved being called to the bedroom to find him and his naked wife having sex. The carer said: “It was to make it clear that they had a sexual relationship.”

So, let’s sum this up: Stephen Hawking is smarter than you, has more money than you, and gets more ass than you. Life isn’t always fair, is it?

27 Comments

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DieWhiteGirls

Madison, WI

July 2005

OCT 20, 2006 11:11 AM

I'm still convinced that Hawking is completely brain dead and that a computer does all of his writing for him. Maybe Deep Blue or something.

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ

January 2004

OCT 20, 2006 11:23 AM

DieWhiteGirls said:
I'm still convinced that Hawking is completely brain dead and that a computer does all of his writing for him. Maybe Deep Blue or something.

...but computers are stupid..

shazkhan

I'm lost

June 2006

OCT 20, 2006 11:24 AM

Im gunna ignore that guy above me, the mans a genius. Go to a lecture and be amazed

I was wondering what was all the hubub in Cambridge was today, now I know Stephens found someone who give better head. Honestly one of the reasons they first got together was his ex wife never did and she was his carer and did

Snottlebocket

Netherlands

March 2004

OCT 20, 2006 11:26 AM

So, let's sum this up: Stephen Hawking is smarter you, has more money than you, and gets more ass than you. Life isn't always fair, is it?

i doubt there's many people that would care to trade considering the phsyical condition he's in.

DieWhiteGirls

Madison, WI

July 2005

OCT 20, 2006 11:29 AM

It was a joke.

NewSpectre

Baltimore, MD

March 2005

OCT 20, 2006 11:31 AM

I really must get down to Cambridge for one of his lectures one day.

AndersWolleck

Astoria, NY

February 2003

OCT 20, 2006 11:36 AM

i guess she hated the tire tread marks on the bedsheets

mmm

I'm lost

March 2006

OCT 20, 2006 11:59 AM

Snottlebocket said:

So, let's sum this up: Stephen Hawking is smarter you, has more money than you, and gets more ass than you. Life isn't always fair, is it?

i doubt there's many people that would care to trade considering the phsyical condition he's in.

Besides, I like being dumb. It gets you out of stuff and keeps you happy.

ShaggyVixe

New Orleans, LA

November 2005

OCT 20, 2006 12:13 PM

Holy fuck he's married to Carrottop!

mydogfarted

Waldwick, NJ

June 2003

OCT 20, 2006 12:33 PM

What blows my mind is that he has 3 children from a previous marriage.
I guess big brains are sexy.

Vestril

Coronado, CA

February 2003

OCT 20, 2006 12:41 PM

ShaggyVixe said:
Holy fuck he's married to Carrottop!

When I first read that I thought it was kind of funny. Then I went back up and stared at the picture...and kept staring as I realized that you're probably right about it.

apesamongus

Atlanta, GA

July 2002

OCT 20, 2006 01:03 PM

mydogfarted said:
What blows my mind is that he has 3 children from a previous marriage.
I guess big brains are sexy.

I'd fuck him.

eurogael

Somerville, MA

September 2006

OCT 20, 2006 01:34 PM

"So, let's sum this up: Stephen Hawking is smarter you, has more money than you, and gets more ass than you. Life isn't always fair, is it?"

why would an intelligent human being make this last dumbass comment. he got where he is for the very reasons you mention my friend, cos obviously you can't hold a candle to the man.

1969ok

Lithuania

January 2006

OCT 20, 2006 01:43 PM

i am listening to >a briefer history of time< on audiobook and all i can say is that i am shocked that hawking has a sex drive,,,in the sense that his mind is soooo highly evolved i had just assumed the only function his body could possibly have is to keep his brain alive...another woman!? omg..you go dude.

swingkitten

Portland, OR

OLD SKOOL

OCT 20, 2006 01:46 PM

I went to a lecture of his when I was quite young- something like 8 or 9 years old- and I was amazed and infatuated. I'd marry him in a fucking heartbeat.

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