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FRIDAY OCTOBER 13 2006 9:00 AM

Submitted by Alyk. Edited By Alyk.

TAGS: Jessica Alba, Nude, Playboy

To my chagrin, Jessica Alba will never strip down naked for us. Even playing a stripper in Sin City couldn�t move Alba to drop the drawers. Why? She told Elle magazine she�s just too nervous to take it all off in front of the camera.

"I don't do nudity. I just don't," says Alba, who is currently shooting the movie farce Good Luck Chuck with Dane Cook. "Maybe that makes me a bad actress. Maybe I won't get hired in some things. But I have too much anxiety."

You also will not be seeing Alba inside the pages of Playboy magazine. The actress completely lost her shit when the magazine ran a photo of her on their cover without her permission.

Of the 2005 flare-up in which Playboy magazine published a photo of a bikini-clad Alba on its March cover � suggesting, she claimed, that readers would get a glimpse of all of her inside � Alba now says, "It was against who I am and what I represent. I've been working so hard to be somebody else, and it just wasn't cool."

The dispute ended when Playboy publisher Hugh Hefner publicly apologized to Alba and made charitable donations to two of her favorite charities, Keep A Child Alive and Until There's A Cure.

Alba and 'Sin City' director Robert Rodriguez,

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emperorreagan

Baltimore, MD

January 2004

OCT 13, 2006 09:10 AM

Try to hide 'em all you want, the paparazzi are gonna get the shots for us anyway!

Guitarsnglasses

Fontana, CA

July 2005

OCT 13, 2006 09:12 AM

This news does not please me.

futuramagoo

Canada

March 2005

OCT 13, 2006 09:14 AM

WHO CARES.

most models on this website's fecal matter is fitter than jessica alba anyway

FistFuck

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

OCT 13, 2006 09:15 AM

one day i will see her boobs!!!! someday!

Bananaz

Arlington, TX

May 2006

OCT 13, 2006 09:18 AM

She'll get naked, she's not a good enough actress not to

MrCrisp

Charleston, SC

August 2004

OCT 13, 2006 09:21 AM

awww

why is she so worried about being naked? she quato or something?

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL

November 2004

OCT 13, 2006 09:24 AM

In a related story, FridgeMagnet announced today that he will never again acknowledge Jessica Alba's existenece.

Rappaccini

Experiment, GA

February 2004

OCT 13, 2006 09:28 AM

Actresses these days... I prefer the 70s and 80s when every actress got her tits out.

Dylan

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

OCT 13, 2006 09:29 AM

I don't get it. Why is it okay to strip down to your bra and knickers but not topless or naked? I understand not wanting to pose for Playboy, and I applaud her sticking to her guns on that, but appearing in films in skimpy underwear isn't exactly different from being naked if you have control over what's shown.

truthbealiar

Providence, RI

July 2006

OCT 13, 2006 09:39 AM

futuramagoo said:
WHO CARES.

most models on this website's fecal matter is fitter than jessica alba anyway

Go to the board and diagram that sentence.

Geraldine

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

OCT 13, 2006 09:39 AM

I love men who show. I love Ewan Mcgregor, he shows it all!!!!

Mark_plus_Beer

United Kingdom

August 2005

OCT 13, 2006 09:53 AM

this is a sad sad day for all men

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL

November 2004

OCT 13, 2006 09:56 AM

Geraldine said:
I love men who show. I love Ewan Mcgregor, he shows it all!!!!

If I was a movie star, I would insist on whipping out my cock in every movie I was in.

AndersWolleck

Astoria, NY

February 2003

OCT 13, 2006 09:59 AM

Dylan said:
I don't get it. Why is it okay to strip down to your bra and knickers but not topless or naked? I understand not wanting to pose for Playboy, and I applaud her sticking to her guns on that, but appearing in films in skimpy underwear isn't exactly different from being naked if you have control over what's shown.

maybe she doesnt want clips of her naked all over the internet.

maybe she doesnt want celebrity skin to take stills from the movie and put it in their magazine

maybe she doesnt want people to notice her because shes naked

maybe she doesnt want peopel to come see a movie shes in just because shes naked.

as we all know there is a whole industry around nude women and maybe she doesnt want to be part of it.

maybe it is for moral reasons that she doesnt care to share at this time.