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WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 4 2006 11:30 AM

K-Fed's Multimillion-Dollar Deal to Go Away

Submitted by PopMonger

Edited by PopMonger

Tags: Kevin Federline, Britney Spears

Its long been rumored that Kevin Federline would get a hefty settlement should he and Britney shockingly turn out NOT to be soulmates. Well, the magic number is out.

If he and wife Britney Spears ever split, he stands to get $10 million - millions more than has been reported. "Britney was leaving Kevin but then got pregnant again," said a frustrated family friend. "He would have gotten $10 million."

Thats right - $10 million for being nothing more than virile. The payout could explain why Britney seems to be hanging on to the marriage for dear life.

When the split inevitably comes, one of the biggest beneficiaries of K-Feds newfound wealth will undoubtedly be Vegas casinos. Just last week, the "Popozao" singer hit Sin City for some carousing, leaving Spears at home with month-old Sutton Pierce and 13-month-old Sean Preston.

Simply a dick move, or a calculated step toward pay day?

Maybe he'll finally be able to afford a razor and some pants that fit.

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Korea, Republic Of

March 2003

OCT 04, 2006 11:43 AM

I swear i have totally read this story before on this site.

ThisIsWhoWeAre

Oakland, CA

July 2004

OCT 04, 2006 11:50 AM

Oh, Britney... Just have him whacked and dumped in some Louisiana bayou. Those 'gators are great for getting rid of pesky evidence...

Elenor

AWESOME

Marina Del Rey, CA

OCT 04, 2006 11:51 AM

Damn, I thought that meant that whatever multimillion dollar deal he had was going away.

PopMonger

Los Angeles, CA

June 2006

OCT 04, 2006 11:55 AM

Elenor said:
Damn, I thought that meant that whatever multimillion dollar deal he had was going away.

Wow, I completely didn't pick up on the multiple meaning of that headline. Although it would be friggin' great if his useless ass got booted out of the marriage with nothing.

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ

January 2004

OCT 04, 2006 12:48 PM

I took the headline to mean that someone was offering to pay him millions to just shut up and go away -- like not record anything or be in the news anymore. Ever.

Ugh.

Tornateaux

Fort Campbell, KY

August 2006

OCT 04, 2006 01:08 PM

SirPsychoSexy said:
I took the headline to mean that someone was offering to pay him millions to just shut up and go away -- like not record anything or be in the news anymore. Ever.

I know. My dreams have been shattered.

kamberkidd

Bakersfield, CA

September 2006

OCT 04, 2006 01:55 PM

WTF was Britney thinking??? That girl is fucking stupid! She should have stayed in school cuz obviously she needed it!! And has she ever heard of birth control.....they've been making that stuff for decades now!!!!!

jrave

Italy

January 2004

OCT 04, 2006 02:11 PM

damn, i too thought the headline meant he was being shunned by the music industry. he should really be shunned by everyone, but we'll start with the music people.