George Michael Asleep at the Wheel Again

TUESDAY OCTOBER 3 2006 7:00 AM

Submitted by Alyk. Edited By Alyk.

TAGS: George Michael, Arrest

For the second time this year, police arrested George Michael for getting fucked up and passing out in his car. Passers-by notified London police a car was obstructing traffic in a London intersection. Upon arrival, police found Michael slumped over the steering wheel. They arrested Michael, then released him with a warning for a drug-related infraction. After his release, an ambulance took him to a local hospital as a "precautionary measure."

"A man was cautioned by police for possession of cannabis," a Metropolitan Police spokeswoman says. "He was bailed to return on a date in November, in relation to being unfit to drive."

In customary British fashion, police officials refused to give specific details of the case; however, Michael’s long-time partner, Kenny Goss, said the singer was doing well.

"He's fine and I've got him a McDonald's," said Goss.

Last February, police found Michael passed out behind the wheel of his car. They arrested him after he side-swiped several cars before stopping for a little nap.

Well, that’s one way to fuck up a comeback. Way to go, Georgie…

Just a little bit sleepy.

6 Comments

ANKHSUNATEN

Fort Lauderdale, FL

April 2006

OCT 03, 2006 07:35 AM

It's utterly amazing when you take the time to track this guy's career. He was in one of the most popular 80's groups and then followed it up with a successful solo career. How in the fuck do you follow that up with getting caught with your cock in someone in a public restroom and then taking it to just being a pathetic dope head? I don't get this guy. Talk about a fucking "Careless Whisper"!

grave_chilling

Bath, ON

September 2006

OCT 03, 2006 08:38 AM

That second photo is fucking hillarious. He looks like Saddam Hussein!!!

You know when they caught him in the little hole in the ground?

Tornateaux

Fort Campbell, KY

August 2006

OCT 03, 2006 08:44 AM

grave_chilling said:
That second photo is fucking hillarious. He looks like Saddam Hussein!!!

You know when they caught him in the little hole in the ground?

Not pictured: the Bobbies checking his beard for parasites.

Max16Characters

Korea, Republic Of

March 2003

OCT 03, 2006 02:58 PM

When are they gonna take this loser's license away from him? Hopefully it''s before he kills someone though something tells me taking his license wouldn't prevent him from getting in a car. At least he's fine though after getting "A McDonald's". "A McDonald's"?!?! WTF!