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  • WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 27 2006 3:00 AM

Paris Hilton Charged with DUI

The Los Angeles District Attorney filed charges against Paris Hilton stemming from her drunk driving arrest earlier this month.

The misdemeanor charges stem from Hilton's arrest earlier this month. The heiress was pulled over on September 7 in Hollywood after police spotted her driving erratically and she blew a .08 blood alcohol level, the minimum for a DUI in California.


Hilton partied a little too hard at Suicide Girl’s 5th anniversary party that night. Hilton maintained that she only had one drink that evening--a margarita, which she enjoyed while watching Reagan shake her tit-tays.

The maximum sentence allowed by law is a $1,000 fine and six months in jail. Knowing her history with Los Angeles D.A.’s, nothing will come of this.

In other Hilton news, execs at Ecoist.com, an eco-friendly accessories company, claimed they are on the verge of signing a promotion deal with Hilton. They might want to rethink that decision; Hilton seemed a bit fuzzy on the details of a tree-planting promotional trip to Port-Au-Prince, Haiti.

“Ecoist is hoping that Paris will join them in October on a trip to Port-Au-Prince to plant more than 40,000 trees,” a source says. “But when she was told about the trip, Paris had no idea where Haiti was. When she was told that they speak French there [along with Creole], she said, ‘I wouldn’t mind spending a few days there and the weekend in Paris.”


Geography (or anything else school-related) is not her forte.


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bean

bean

STAFF

Los Angeles, CA

SEP 27, 2006 11:17 AM

Paris Hilton said:
"I wouldn't mind spending a few days there and the weekend in Paris."



The entire weekend? Isn't that taking self-love a little too far?

Capt_Sparrow

Capt_Sparrow

Prescott, AZ
January 2004

SEP 27, 2006 11:20 AM

wow stupid people cease to amaze me. but people who are slightly smart and say something stupid amaze me even more tongue

haiti


seems a little far from france

MatthewOmen

MatthewOmen

Washington, DC
April 2004

SEP 27, 2006 11:31 AM

i just like the fact they called reagan's boobs tit-tay's

~hellmark

Tornateaux

Tornateaux

Fort Campbell, KY
August 2006

SEP 27, 2006 12:31 PM

The maximum sentence allowed by law is a $1,000 fine and six months in jail. Knowing her history with Los Angeles D.A.'s, nothing will come of this.



*slurp slurp slurp*

Thought_Criminal

Thought_Criminal

New York, NY
August 2006

SEP 27, 2006 05:09 PM



The maximum sentence allowed by law is a $1,000 fine and six months in jail. Knowing her history with Los Angeles D.A.%u2019s, nothing will come of this.



hahaha! you got that right. Celebs don't do time in this country.





When she was told that they speak French there [along with Creole], she said, %u2018I wouldn%u2019t mind spending a few days there and the weekend in Paris.%u201D



unfuckinbelievable..........

Chainlink

Chainlink

Key West, FL
August 2005

SEP 27, 2006 06:28 PM

that is all pretty funny, what a ditz
but who'da thought she would drive herself ?

Guess what,
when the good day comes that I'm worth hundreds of millions of dollars
somebody is drivin me.


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