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SUNDAY SEPTEMBER 24 2006 9:00 AM

Jacko to Open Leprechaun Theme Park

Submitted by Alyk

Edited by Alyk

Tags: Michael Jackson, Ireland, Amusement Park, Leprechaun

Dear residents of Ireland: Michael Jackson will soon be your problem, not ours. Jackson fell in love with Ireland, and hopes to buy a castle for his family. But thats not all: Jacko wants to open up an amusement park near his new home. But not just any old amusement park-he wants a leprechaun-inspired theme park.

Michael is deadly serious about this idea, a source told Irelands Daily Mirror. He loves the whole idea of leprechauns and the magic and myths of Ireland. It would cost around 500 million Euros [about $635 million] to do. Hes always wanted to open his own theme park and he thinks Ireland is the perfect place and it will all be built around the leprechaun theme.

Dont expect this to happen anytime soon-Jackson is currently as broke as fuck.

"Konichiwa, motherfuckers!"

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Comments

MC_Dove

Cincinnati, OH

November 2004

SEP 24, 2006 09:05 AM

i have nothing to add to this except that it is awesome.

Cassiel

Aurora, CO

September 2004

SEP 24, 2006 09:14 AM

oh god.

turin

Denver, CO

October 2003

SEP 24, 2006 09:16 AM

well, perfect! leprechauns are small people that it's not technically illegal to fuck!

dingoes8

Milwaukee, WI

March 2004

SEP 24, 2006 09:16 AM

If I was Irish, I would really want some freaky American to come into my country and make a themepark based on the Americanized bastardization of my heritage. It would be a blast. I would totally go to that.

noirkiss3

Minneapolis, MN

April 2006

SEP 24, 2006 09:22 AM

haha
for all you that think I hate celbrities, I want you to know,
I Love This Man!!!

McRoger

France

November 2005

SEP 24, 2006 09:51 AM

Stop It... STOP IT!!!! This man is a fucking little CUNT!!!!! As leprechauns don't exist it will be the likes of me and my other friends who are five foot and below who get hired to play the leprechauns!! No, I cannot allow this. THIS-Stopping that idiot is now my lifes work. Fucking Marvellous!!!
No, wait. I actually bothered to read it, Yes, this is from the Daily Mirrior which means its a total lie... Deadly, that is Irish slang for FANTASTIC!!!!! now you all can speak some Irish!!