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  • THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 21 2006 9:00 AM

DMX 'Raped' By 'Deranged-Looking' Fan

DMX had a horrific incident occur recently--he learned he fathered a child with a woman who he claimed raped him. In an interview with Sister 2 Sister magazine, X dished the details of the attack.

"She raped me," the rapper told S2S editor Jamie Foster Brown. "I mean, you know, that might sound like some bullshit. No man has ever been... you know what I mean, like never? Is that the only thing in the world that's not possible?"


Sitting next to X during the interview was Tashera Simmons--his long-suffering wife. Simmons said she believes the rape allegations because she spoke with the aggressor before the incident and was put off by the women’s demeanor. The assailant claimed to work for some sort of human services organization, but her career choice failed to impress Mrs. DMX.

Mrs. Simmons recalled an earlier encounter with the woman. "Before the stuff hit the fan, she came up to us while we were in court and said 'I work for kids that are sickly,' said Tashera. "So he said 'Give her my number.' That's how it goes all the time. At first, I said OK. But, then I thought she looked deranged and obsessed with him."


Simmons claimed she “blocks out” the incident; she probably “blocks out” the upcoming child support payments, too. Meanwhile, DMX learned a very important lesson from the experience.

"Turn on the light before I go to sleep," he said.


Yeah, whatever that means.

Mr and Mrs DMX.

 
Comments
PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

SEP 21, 2006 09:10 AM

Best. Wife. Ever.

theil

theil

Beverly, MA
January 2006

SEP 21, 2006 09:24 AM

hahahahaha!!! Absolutely rediculous

Erragal

Erragal

Knoxville, TN
October 2004

SEP 21, 2006 09:27 AM

awww I feel so sorry for him :::dripping in sarcasm:::

Postblank

Postblank

New Brunswick, NJ
June 2004

SEP 21, 2006 09:30 AM

X GON' GIVE IT TO YA!

King_Mob

King_Mob

I'm lost
September 2005

SEP 21, 2006 09:34 AM

Oh, the ole 'I though it was YOU' excuse.

But I don't think having regretful sex, or even sex under false pretenses counts as rape, and prolly insults those who have actually been victemized by the real thing. Asshole.

doctashock

doctashock

Los Angeles, CA
September 2003

SEP 21, 2006 09:52 AM

King_Mob said:
Oh, the ole 'I though it was YOU' excuse.

But I don't think having regretful sex, or even sex under false pretenses counts as rape, and prolly insults those who have actually been victemized by the real thing. Asshole.



I call bullshit on this story as well, but if a girl has has sex with a guy she believes is someone else in similar circumstances it's still rape. I've heard stories of frat guys pulling the old "switch places in the dark" routine.

SocietysPliers

SocietysPliers

Ocala, FL
October 2004

SEP 21, 2006 09:55 AM

Not sure what I think about this. The inked source didn't explain the "turn on the light'" quip, so I can only assume he claimed he didn't know who he was boinking. Feasible; not totally convincing. Seems more reasonable for her to stand by him than Hillary did with Bill.

And everyone knows famous musicians are leagues beyond the predisposition toward infidelity.

*Runs and hides from the Prevarication Police, carefully avoiding the nearby Legal Offices and County Seat*

binarydivision

binarydivision

Atlanta, GA
May 2003

SEP 21, 2006 10:23 AM

he would have had to have sex with this woman with the lights out... or with multiple layers of paperbagging

EricParadox

EricParadox

Burlington, VT
August 2004

SEP 21, 2006 10:39 AM

it didn't explain at all how he was "raped". this whole article was vague.

Madchester

Madchester

Charleston, WV
December 2004

SEP 21, 2006 10:55 AM

That's his wife? You'd think he'd do better.

defaultx

defaultx

I'm lost
February 2006

SEP 21, 2006 10:56 AM

damn shes fugly puke

spamtwo

spamtwo

United Kingdom
April 2006

SEP 21, 2006 02:25 PM

she has hair and her forehead is as big as his eeek

BatAttaK

BatAttaK

Reston, VA
OLD SKOOL

SEP 22, 2006 04:38 AM

And looks like she's been on the pipe for the past decade or so. *shudder!!* puke