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  • WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 20 2006 12:00 PM

Everyone was Kung Fu Fucking: Jackie Chan Admits Porn History

Martial arts star Jackie Chan confirmed rumors he indeed acted in a porno flick. A porn-watcher tipped Hong Kong media of Chan’s 1975 porn flick, appealingly titled All in the Family. While most actors in his situation would have their reps concoct a denial, Chan immediately admitted the deed, completely unashamed of his past.

"I had to do anything I could to make a living 31 years ago, but I don't think it's a big deal, even Marlon Brando used to be exposed in his movies," Chan said.

"The porn movie at that time was more conservative than the current films," he said.


More importantly, what kind of freak buys a thirty-year-old movie of a Chinese family fucking each other? Still, when it hits YouTube, we’re totally there.




Mad titties and panty-dropping.

 

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Markus001

Markus001

United Kingdom
November 2004

SEP 20, 2006 12:12 PM

This is just...brilliant.

Now I just want Scarlett Johansson to reveal that she recently starred in a porn movie, and I think the day will be complete.

Drake

Drake

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

SEP 20, 2006 12:16 PM

It's about time slapstick kung-fu was brought to the bedroom!

DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

SEP 20, 2006 12:17 PM

Kung Fu Fucking, I love it.

Vestril

Vestril

Coronado, CA
February 2003

SEP 20, 2006 12:17 PM

Markus001 said:
This is just...brilliant.

Now I just want Scarlett Johansson to reveal that she recently starred in a porn movie, and I think the day will be complete.



With Jackie Chan.

Tangus

Tangus

Chicago, IL
November 2005

SEP 20, 2006 12:27 PM

DancehallDreamer said:
Kung Fu Fucking, I love it.


you have no idea.

Laura_G

Laura_G

Houston, TX
April 2006

SEP 20, 2006 12:27 PM

I'm hoping for Jet Lee, ooooh baby!

Mocha

Mocha

New Orleans, LA
April 2006

SEP 20, 2006 12:32 PM

Drake said:
It's about time slapstick kung-fu was brought to the bedroom!



I killed a man once with my kung-fu vagina grip.

NewSpectre

NewSpectre

Baltimore, MD
March 2005

SEP 20, 2006 12:36 PM

omg. I actually had this porn a while ago. Didn't know that was actually him in it though! CRAZY!

MC_Dove

MC_Dove

Cincinnati, OH
November 2004

SEP 20, 2006 12:44 PM

Alyk said:
More importantly, what kind of freak buys a thirty-year-old movie of a Chinese family fucking each other?



SpectreInTheUK said:
omg. I actually had this porn a while ago. Didn't know that was actually him in it though! CRAZY!



i'm apologize, i couldn't resist. biggrin

DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

SEP 20, 2006 12:45 PM

Dove said:

Alyk said:
More importantly, what kind of freak buys a thirty-year-old movie of a Chinese family fucking each other?



SpectreInTheUK said:
omg. I actually had this porn a while ago. Didn't know that was actually him in it though! CRAZY!



i'm apologize, i couldn't resist. biggrin



Beat me to it.

mokole

mokole

Canada
June 2004

SEP 20, 2006 12:48 PM

umm wasn't this common knowledge a decade ago?

Markus001

Markus001

United Kingdom
November 2004

SEP 20, 2006 12:53 PM

Vestril said:

Markus001 said:
This is just...brilliant.

Now I just want Scarlett Johansson to reveal that she recently starred in a porn movie, and I think the day will be complete.



With Jackie Chan.



Just on her own, please wink Or with an SG maybe...

Aaaanyway...

Kung fu vagina grip? *crosses legs*

apesamongus

apesamongus

Atlanta, GA
July 2002

SEP 20, 2006 12:56 PM

Vestril said:

Markus001 said:
This is just...brilliant.

Now I just want Scarlett Johansson to reveal that she recently starred in a porn movie, and I think the day will be complete.



With Jackie Chan.



I still believe that rumor about her and Benicio del Toro in an elevator, so that security tape is what I want to see.

NewSpectre

NewSpectre

Baltimore, MD
March 2005

SEP 20, 2006 12:58 PM

DancehallDreamer said:

Dove said:

Alyk said:
More importantly, what kind of freak buys a thirty-year-old movie of a Chinese family fucking each other?



SpectreInTheUK said:
omg. I actually had this porn a while ago. Didn't know that was actually him in it though! CRAZY!



i'm apologize, i couldn't resist. biggrin



Beat me to it.



well it's not like you can understand anything being said, so if you don't know they're family, then it's just a bunch of chineese people fuckin. Nothing wrong with that.

Tangus

Tangus

Chicago, IL
November 2005

SEP 20, 2006 01:01 PM

SpectreInTheUK said:

DancehallDreamer said:

Dove said:

Alyk said:
More importantly, what kind of freak buys a thirty-year-old movie of a Chinese family fucking each other?



SpectreInTheUK said:
omg. I actually had this porn a while ago. Didn't know that was actually him in it though! CRAZY!



i'm apologize, i couldn't resist. biggrin



Beat me to it.



well it's not like you can understand anything being said, so if you don't know they're family, then it's just a bunch of chineese people fuckin. Nothing wrong with that.


well there is the whole cumming and then wanting to masturbate again an hour later.

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