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  • WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 20 2006 12:00 PM

Everyone was Kung Fu Fucking: Jackie Chan Admits Porn History

Martial arts star Jackie Chan confirmed rumors he indeed acted in a porno flick. A porn-watcher tipped Hong Kong media of Chan’s 1975 porn flick, appealingly titled All in the Family. While most actors in his situation would have their reps concoct a denial, Chan immediately admitted the deed, completely unashamed of his past.

"I had to do anything I could to make a living 31 years ago, but I don't think it's a big deal, even Marlon Brando used to be exposed in his movies," Chan said.

"The porn movie at that time was more conservative than the current films," he said.


More importantly, what kind of freak buys a thirty-year-old movie of a Chinese family fucking each other? Still, when it hits YouTube, we’re totally there.




Mad titties and panty-dropping.

 

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DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

SEP 20, 2006 01:03 PM

Tangus said:

SpectreInTheUK said:

DancehallDreamer said:

Dove said:

Alyk said:
More importantly, what kind of freak buys a thirty-year-old movie of a Chinese family fucking each other?



SpectreInTheUK said:
omg. I actually had this porn a while ago. Didn't know that was actually him in it though! CRAZY!



i'm apologize, i couldn't resist. biggrin



Beat me to it.



well it's not like you can understand anything being said, so if you don't know they're family, then it's just a bunch of chineese people fuckin. Nothing wrong with that.


well there is the whole cumming and then wanting to masturbate again an hour later.



Funniest masturbation reference EVAR!

Phoenixgirl

Phoenixgirl

I'm lost
May 2006

SEP 20, 2006 01:04 PM

Now I love Jackie Chan even more!! love

NewSpectre

NewSpectre

Baltimore, MD
March 2005

SEP 20, 2006 01:06 PM

Tangus said:

SpectreInTheUK said:

DancehallDreamer said:

Dove said:

Alyk said:
More importantly, what kind of freak buys a thirty-year-old movie of a Chinese family fucking each other?



SpectreInTheUK said:
omg. I actually had this porn a while ago. Didn't know that was actually him in it though! CRAZY!



i'm apologize, i couldn't resist. biggrin



Beat me to it.



well it's not like you can understand anything being said, so if you don't know they're family, then it's just a bunch of chineese people fuckin. Nothing wrong with that.


well there is the whole cumming and then wanting to masturbate again an hour later.



HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! You sir, win at life.

Tornateaux

Tornateaux

Fort Campbell, KY
August 2006

SEP 20, 2006 01:09 PM

Mocha said:

Drake said:
It's about time slapstick kung-fu was brought to the bedroom!



I killed a man once with my kung-fu vagina grip.



What a way to go! biggrin

Signon

Signon

Austin, TX
June 2005

SEP 20, 2006 01:18 PM

...

Wait. Dammit, you mean Kung Fu Hussle isn't a porno?

Ember

Ember

SUICIDEGIRL

Nevada, USA

SEP 20, 2006 01:35 PM

I am so going to watch this.

ThisIsWhoWeAre

ThisIsWhoWeAre

Oakland, CA
July 2004

SEP 20, 2006 02:58 PM

Damn.. Jackie Chan IS The Man!

Dom_Devel

Dom_Devel

Mcdonough, GA
February 2006

SEP 20, 2006 03:14 PM

I respect him even more for not only doing porn, but admitting it and not being ashamed.

Thought_Criminal

Thought_Criminal

New York, NY
August 2006

SEP 20, 2006 06:53 PM

umm...who cares biggrin

MC_Dove

MC_Dove

Cincinnati, OH
November 2004

SEP 20, 2006 06:55 PM

i just wanted to say that i can't believe i wrote "i'm apologize" on my previous post. damn you, 15 minute edit limit!

be_elzebe

be_elzebe

China
May 2006

SEP 20, 2006 07:02 PM

Drake said:
It's about time slapstick kung-fu was brought to the bedroom!



"I see your technique is Good....but Mine is Better..."

Thought_Criminal

Thought_Criminal

New York, NY
August 2006

SEP 20, 2006 07:14 PM

be_elzebe said:

Drake said:
It's about time slapstick kung-fu was brought to the bedroom!



"I see your technique is Good....but Mine is Better..."



rofl!

Emperor_Norton

Emperor_Norton

Phoenix, AZ
February 2006

SEP 20, 2006 10:24 PM

This thread title is a thing of sheer beauty.

silentwhisper

silentwhisper

Glen Ellyn, IL
October 2004

SEP 21, 2006 07:45 PM

thats awesome. dot recall seeing any mention of it in his auto-bio haha..
man o man. jackie. my hero~

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