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Cops in Louisiana took the easy way toward filling their ticket quota by pulling over Willie Nelson’s tour bus, then busting him for drug possession.

Man, that took some keen police work.

Willie Nelson and four others were issued misdemeanor citations for possession of narcotic mushrooms and marijuana after a traffic stop Monday morning on a Louisiana highway, state police said.

The citations were issued after a commercial vehicle inspection of the country music star's tour bus, state police said in a news release.

"When the door was opened and the trooper began to speak to the driver, he smelled the strong odor of marijuana," the news release said.


You think? While celebrities generally don’t warrant special treatment, it’s Willie freakin' Nelson! Seriously, what’s the point?

The total haul of contraband was 1 ½ pounds of pot and .2 pounds of magic mushrooms. Nelson and the four other scofflaws were issued the citations and sent on their merry way.


This man smokes pot!

 

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Amina

Amina

SUICIDEGIRL

Nevada, USA

SEP 18, 2006 03:22 PM

I love Willie.

Hearts, Amina

steve626

steve626

Tarentum, PA
February 2005

SEP 18, 2006 03:22 PM

Those bastard cops will frame anyone!!!

TightheadProp

TightheadProp

Deer Park, NY
January 2005

SEP 18, 2006 03:24 PM

Willie is god

Sexdwarf

Sexdwarf

Hermosa Beach, CA
February 2003

SEP 18, 2006 03:28 PM

Well, my stance on marijuana and shrooms are the same for anyone, but Willy is a special-anyone. Fuck cops, fuck those cops, and ahead of time, screw anyone playing Devil's Advocate on this one too.
The mere fact that they let them off with citations for what they had and the quantity which they had just serves as evidence that in fact the law enforcement either doesn't care about the stuff (indicating that it is in fact not a gateway to hell as the Govt. would have everyone misbelieve) or that they themselves know that in fact its harmless and really only care about getting the money for the tickets.

Pieces of shit is what they are.



. . .but let me now tell you how I really feel . . .

ThisIsWhoWeAre

ThisIsWhoWeAre

Oakland, CA
July 2004

SEP 18, 2006 03:34 PM

A pound and a half of pot? That much weed would nail you for "possession with intent to distribute" in some places...

Prophecusp

Prophecusp

Los Angeles, CA
October 2003

SEP 18, 2006 03:34 PM

willie will live to 100 because of nature's wonderful dope.

darwinsjoke

darwinsjoke

Virginia Beach, VA
July 2003

SEP 18, 2006 03:34 PM

At least the cops realized that for Willie a pound and a half of weed is just for personal use.

formerviking

formerviking

Denver, PA
May 2006

SEP 18, 2006 03:36 PM

ThisIsWhoWeAre said:
A pound and a half of pot? That much weed would nail you for "possession with intent to distribute" in some places...



Yeah , right ? I read that & thought " You mean I can have a pound of shrooms & will only get a citation " ? And here I haven't done them for 15 years in fear of getting caught .

Margot_Dent

Margot_Dent

Los Angeles, CA
February 2004

SEP 18, 2006 03:37 PM

if some dude on the street were found with that much pot and shrooms, he would never see the light of day again

ThisIsWhoWeAre

ThisIsWhoWeAre

Oakland, CA
July 2004

SEP 18, 2006 03:38 PM

darwinsjoke said:
At least the cops realized that for Willie a pound and a half of weed is just for personal use.



Bwahahahahaha! biggrin No shit!

ThisIsWhoWeAre

ThisIsWhoWeAre

Oakland, CA
July 2004

SEP 18, 2006 03:42 PM

I was just looking up some info on different state's pot laws HERE.
Some states over an OUNCE on your person is a felony with major time, let alone a pound.

No wonder our prisons are filled with minor drug offenders...

acidslug

acidslug

Memphis, TN
OLD SKOOL

SEP 18, 2006 04:01 PM

Celebs don't get special treatment? I'm pretty sure if I got pulled over with a pound of weed and some shrooms, I'd get more than a ticket and a stern lecture.

NinjaTech

NinjaTech

Minneapolis, MN
November 2003

SEP 18, 2006 04:05 PM

ThisIsWhoWeAre said:
A pound and a half of pot? That much weed would nail you for "possession with intent to distribute" in some places...



Some places? You mean like anywhere in the United States?

Not2Bright

Not2Bright

Sumter, SC
July 2006

SEP 18, 2006 04:13 PM

ThisIsWhoWeAre said:
I was just looking up some info on different state's pot laws HERE.
Some states over an OUNCE on your person is a felony with major time, let alone a pound.

No wonder our prisons are filled with minor drug offenders...



I got arressted for 2 seeds and a pack of papers in Indiana. There's no difference between 1 seed and almost an ounce (give or take)

Who cares if Willie Nelson got off easy. I'm all for anyone getting away with it. Fuck, if I knew stars got treatment like that I would of...
1. Became famous (oh yeah it's that easy....)
2. Kept smoking pot (even easier)

Callahan

Callahan

Seattle, WA
February 2005

SEP 18, 2006 04:27 PM

I'll never smoke weed with willie again
my party's all over before it begins
you can pour me some old whiskey river my friend
but I'll never smoke weed with willie again

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