Of all the ways to seek revenge against Tom Cruise for making MI3, pissing on his front lawn might be the classiest. Security cameras in front of Cruise’s Los Angeles mansion picked up some dude loitering. As Cruise’s security phalanx jumped into action, the man urinated on the lawn. Beverly Hills police arrived almost immediately, arresting the man for lewd conduct.

By the grace of L. Ron Hubbard, Katie and Suri were spared from the devastating incident.