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MONDAY SEPTEMBER 18 2006 12:00 PM

Man Arrested for Pissing on Tom Cruise's Lawn

Submitted by Alyk

Edited by Alyk

Tags: Tom Cruise, Urine, Lewd Conduct

Of all the ways to seek revenge against Tom Cruise for making MI3, pissing on his front lawn might be the classiest. Security cameras in front of Cruises Los Angeles mansion picked up some dude loitering. As Cruises security phalanx jumped into action, the man urinated on the lawn. Beverly Hills police arrived almost immediately, arresting the man for lewd conduct.

The drama unfolded, says the insider, while Toms fiancée, Katie Holmes, and their new baby daughter, Suri, were safely tucked away inside the compound that is ringed by a state of the art security system monitored by Scientology guards.

By the grace of L. Ron Hubbard, Katie and Suri were spared from the devastating incident.

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Comments

Alyk

Boston, MA

February 2005

SEP 18, 2006 02:20 PM

Dove said:

Alyk said:

Keri said:
"Katie and Suri were sparred from the devastating incident." What the fuck? Devastating incident? Get a life. They sound like they're in prison to me.

Yeah... I was being sarcastic.

sarcasm? get a life.

Humor? Get a life. And be sure to celebrate unconventional beauty in women while you're getting a life.

MC_Dove

Cincinnati, OH

November 2004

SEP 18, 2006 02:37 PM

Alyk said:

Dove said:

Alyk said:

Keri said:
"Katie and Suri were sparred from the devastating incident." What the fuck? Devastating incident? Get a life. They sound like they're in prison to me.

Yeah... I was being sarcastic.

sarcasm? get a life.

Humor? Get a life. And be sure to celebrate unconventional beauty in women while you're getting a life.

how is this news?

jason

USA

August 2002

SEP 18, 2006 02:46 PM

if i had a front lawn, i wonder how long it would take for the police to show up if i called them and said someone was peeing on it.

Alyk

Boston, MA

February 2005

SEP 18, 2006 02:47 PM

Dove said:

Alyk said:

Dove said:

Alyk said:

Keri said:
"Katie and Suri were sparred from the devastating incident." What the fuck? Devastating incident? Get a life. They sound like they're in prison to me.

Yeah... I was being sarcastic.

sarcasm? get a life.

Humor? Get a life. And be sure to celebrate unconventional beauty in women while you're getting a life.

how is this news?

I can't think of anymore inside jokes so... Vote for Hal Sparks on Fox's Celebrity Duets!

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Bastardo

Boston, MA

January 2005

SEP 18, 2006 03:28 PM

Alyk said:

Dove said:

Alyk said:

Dove said:

Alyk said:

Keri said:
"Katie and Suri were sparred from the devastating incident." What the fuck? Devastating incident? Get a life. They sound like they're in prison to me.

Yeah... I was being sarcastic.

sarcasm? get a life.

Humor? Get a life. And be sure to celebrate unconventional beauty in women while you're getting a life.

how is this news?

I can't think of anymore inside jokes so... Vote for Hal Sparks on Fox's Celebrity Duets!

SEPT 21: Live Performance show (9-10pm EST)
SEPT 22: Live Results Show (9-10pm EST)

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formerviking

Denver, PA

May 2006

SEP 18, 2006 03:39 PM

The_Bastard said:

Alyk said:

Dove said:

Alyk said:

Dove said:

Alyk said:
Keri said:
"Katie and Suri were sparred from the devastating incident." What the fuck? Devastating incident? Get a life. They sound like they're in prison to me.

Yeah... I was being sarcastic.

sarcasm? get a life.

Humor? Get a life. And be sure to celebrate unconventional beauty in women while you're getting a life.

how is this news?

I can't think of anymore inside jokes so... Vote for Hal Sparks on Fox's Celebrity Duets!

SEPT 21: Live Performance show (9-10pm EST)
SEPT 22: Live Results Show (9-10pm EST)

TEFLON! Or something.

Is that Mike Patton pissing on my yard ?

Tornateaux

Fort Campbell, KY

August 2006

SEP 18, 2006 03:54 PM

When the fuck are Cruise's 15 minutes going to be up? Now someone pissing on his lawn is news? Don't misunderstand - I'm not being snide towards the news editor here. I'm just saying that there's a lot more serious crime going on in Hollywood. Nearly every actress has a stalker or six, most of which are quite serious. Yet you never hear them being talked about in major media.

But someone (rightfully, IMO) draining the lizard on Tom batshitfuckingloco Cruise's yard makes headlines.

Fuck Cruise. Seriously.

FrozenFoodGod

Canada

OLD SKOOL

SEP 18, 2006 04:18 PM

I lived in a "shady" area of downtown for 3 years. People used to pee on the lawn in front of my building all the time. They never got arrested...cause its not the end of the world. Cruise is such a big baby.