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  • SUNDAY SEPTEMBER 10 2006 2:00 PM

Priest Confesses to Madonna Bomb Threats

Submitted by Alyk

Edited by Alyk

Tags: Madonna, Priest, Amsterdam, Bomb Threat

In a bizarre twist of events, a Dutch priest confessed to calling in a bogus bomb threat to a Madonna concert in Amsterdam. The 63-year-old man attempted to prevent Madonna from performing her faux-crucifixion act by disrupting the show. Unfortunately for the priest, he called an emergency services number from his home phone. Police traced the call and arrested him immediately.

Prosecutors brought the priest before a judge on Friday, releasing him pending a ruling. Prosecution spokesperson Robert Meulenbroek claimed this is a very serious matter for his office.

"We take bomb threats seriously, but in this case it was clear very quickly that it was not real," Meulenbroek said, and then quipped, “Maybe he should have to learn all her lyrics by heart" as punishment.


Madonna performed in Amsterdam as scheduled, except with more press.

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papawheelie

papawheelie

Fisty, KY
February 2003

SEP 10, 2006 02:17 PM

im glad I haven't taken any shit over my t-shirt designs (yet?)

ViciousVanzetti

ViciousVanzetti

Richmond, VA
September 2006

SEP 10, 2006 02:21 PM

That is HELLLLA funny!!

thefreak

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

SEP 10, 2006 02:39 PM

Ah, too bad it wasn't Fred Phelps. Then we could look forward to godhatesmadonna.com and godhatescops.com.

-TM

mmm

mmm

I'm lost
March 2006

SEP 10, 2006 02:45 PM

Just the idea of Priests making crank calls has me in stitches. A Father Ted episode if ever there was one. biggrin

Vestril

Vestril

Coronado, CA
February 2003

SEP 10, 2006 03:06 PM

The headline made me think that madonna had confessed to a priest that she was planning on blowing something up. Reality is amusing, but still a letdown frown

D_D

D_D

United Kingdom
April 2005

SEP 10, 2006 03:22 PM

lol good old preists, lying and haressing people to do as they say, nothing changed there then. whatever

punk

punk

Phoenix, AZ
January 2004

SEP 10, 2006 04:10 PM

I still think it's funny that the most recognizable symbol of the Church is an unequal cross associated with torture and death.

Hooray Jesus! biggrin

And crank-calling Priests? That made my day!

big_trouble

big_trouble

Plymouth, MI
OLD SKOOL

SEP 10, 2006 04:19 PM

Those crazy Christians... What a funny bunch they be.

FilthPig

FilthPig

Portland, OR
December 2005

SEP 10, 2006 07:54 PM

Flinty said:
Just the idea of Priests making crank calls has me in stitches. A Father Ted episode if ever there was one. biggrin



Priest: "Hello... is this the Pope?"
Pope: "Yes... can I help you?"
Priest: "Do you have The King of Jews in a can? Cuz you better let him out!"

That kills them on spiritual retreats

photoline

photoline

Edmonton, AB
January 2005

SEP 11, 2006 06:48 AM

Hooked on Kabollocks ?

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