The world awoke this morning to the utterly non-shocking news that police arrested Paris Hilton early Thursday morning on DUI charges. Predictable, maybe--but the story has one major element of fun for SuicideGirls: Paris partied that evening at our Fifth Anniversary Party in Hollywood!

Shortly after leaving our charity event benefiting Head to Hollywood, Los Angeles Police noticed Hilton displaying her notorious (lack of) driving skills.

Officers took her mug-shot at the station; unfortunately, they will not release the photo to the public. Paris’ sister Nicky picked up the shaken socialite at the police station after police released her on her own recognizance.

Rumors flew concerning how much alcohol Hilton consumed that evening. Her rep, Elliot Mentz, disclosed Hilton consumed one drink that evening.

If Paris was intoxicated by anything, it was probably the SuicideGirls burlesque show that she had just enjoyed with her sister Nicky and Nicky's boyfriend Kevin Connolly, Kimberly Stewart, and Joe Francis, founder of the Girls Gone Wild empire. The charity event was thrown in celebration of SuicideGirls' 5 Year Anniversary, and featured the debut of the latest burlesque tour. The U.S./Canadian tour kicks off September 14 and runs through November 18 before heading to Europe, and a juicy little segment can be seen here.

Paris particularly seemed to enjoy the "Burn the Witch" routine (featuring the track of the same name by Queens of the Stone Age), in which SuicideGirl Nixon kicks some blond, socialite butt. Paris was laughing and snapping pictures through the entire routine.

We here at SG did not see Miss Hilton carousing at our event, and our own Sloane Suicide has a theory as to why Hilton wasn’t drinking.

Longtime fan Courtney Love showed up to celebrate SuicideGirls' 5th Anniversary, and other rumored celebrity sightings included Brandon Davis, Kevin Federline and Jason Bateman.


Paris poses on the red carpet with Ken Baker of Us Weekly, and the lovely Missy Suicide, co-founder of SuicideGirls.com