Orlando Bloom, Kate Bosworth Split

What's a Kate Bosworth?

Wispy.

And that chick is hot.

And Niobe is psyched.

Something about her face bothers me so much and I just cannot put my finger on what exactly it is. I think it has something to do with her cheeks. Or maybe it's the lip/chin area. I can't tell.

And I'm not ashamed, I'd totally do Orlando Bloom.

*throws a bucket of icewater on Niobe*


I heard he only split off finally because she objected to him hanging out with hairy-footed little people in bathouses.

Her cheek bones could kill a man.

...oh my god, what is wrong with her? she's bony, orange and shiny! GIVE THAT GIRL A SAMMICH AND SOME FACE POWDER. and rip the cheek implants out of her face. holy hell.

When not stuffed with acorns?

Or Brazil nuts.

You know me too well!

I was just coming in here to say that my heart just skipped a beat!

Move over you pre-pubescent girls, I am coming for my man!

you're gonna have to shove a few boys outta your way too honey....

Well everyone had better watch out then.

heheheheheheh

Kate needs to eat some pasta and cheese cake (imo). Also, I know plenty womenfolk that are gettin' all creamy in the middle right about now. lol

Really, you think nothing else to offer? Because in hindsight I totally agree about his LOTR performance. It's the weakest of all the main parts. But I've enjoyed him in the Pirates movies and I actually think he did a really good job in Kingdom of Heaven (an overly bashed film, actually, imo). And let me clarify on Kate: she is fine! lol I just prefer em a little thicker myself.