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  • SUNDAY SEPTEMBER 3 2006 1:00 PM

Catching Up with Man-Genius Kevin Federline

If you wonder what Kevin Federline, Britney Spears' husband, does all day long, I have your answer: not much. However, he took a few hours out of a busy day to spend his wife’s money at a tattoo parlor. He spent eight hours under the needle for his newest piece--a Polynesian tribal belt tattoo on his back.

The painful tattoo depicts the creation of life and features a foetus in the middle. Federline says, "It's got the suns and the ocean and then the stars on my shoulders.

"It follows my wife-beater (vest) line. You can't see it when I'm wearing a wife-beater... It was pretty fucking painful."


When he’s not getting tattoos that gracefully mirror the line of his wife-beater, he works on his new material, whatever that means. Mr. Spears took a few minutes from another busy day to defend his wife’s alleged shitty parenting skills. He addressed the nasty incident when photographers caught her driving with the couple’s infant perched upon her lap, helping mommy steer. Spears claimed paparazzi surrounded her vehicle after a trip to Starbucks, so she took off in a hurry with no time to buckle baby Sean Preston in his car seat.

He tells GQ magazine, "What those magazines (that printed the damning photographs) don't tell you is that Starbucks is a minute from the house.

"If she feels like she gotta take the baby and put him on her lap and get out of there, so be it. I'd say she plays mama real well... She's a very good mother."


Since they’re only a few minutes away and she probably drove really fast, I guess the kid was safe.

Things are not always roses and puppies around the Federline-Spears mansion—sometimes K-Fed needs a good cry. He desperately needed a good cry after critics and members of the hip hop community panned his performance at the Teen Choice Awards.

"He was actually crying," says a source. The next day, at home in Malibu, California, wife Spears, 24, "also cried for him…She didn't leave him alone all day," says the source.


Please check out K-Fed’s new joint for his song, “Lose Control.” Y’all ain’t ready.

 

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ekelly

ekelly

Ann Arbor, MI
May 2006

SEP 03, 2006 01:04 PM

wow he sucks.

j0z3r

j0z3r

Hemet, CA
July 2005

SEP 03, 2006 01:09 PM

What a douche.

I somehow fel sorry for Britney, dunno why.

mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ
June 2003

SEP 03, 2006 01:10 PM

Gah. This makes me want to have all my tattoos lasered off, just to further distance myself in every way possible from the two of them.

Jace

Jace

San Francisco, CA
February 2004

SEP 03, 2006 01:13 PM

I physically couldn't watch more than 30 seconds of that video. It made me uncomfortable in my own skin. I wanted to hurt myself.

Ryoukansan

Ryoukansan

Picton, ON
September 2005

SEP 03, 2006 01:14 PM

yes.. but how do you judge sucks... when the music he sings hasnt sounded any different in the last 7 or 8 years, they all suck if you ask me

Tangus

Tangus

Chicago, IL
November 2005

SEP 03, 2006 01:15 PM

ha! there's actually a GoldenPalace.com reference in there!!!

let's hope he doesn't start streaking.

tomahto

tomahto

San Bruno, CA
June 2003

SEP 03, 2006 01:15 PM

I love the goldenpalace.com product placement. whatever

Eternalxile

Eternalxile

Irving, TX
March 2003

SEP 03, 2006 01:39 PM

Jace said:
I physically couldn't watch more than 30 seconds of that video. It made me uncomfortable in my own skin. I wanted to hurt myself.



I managed to last 43 seconds. did anyone else notice that he looks exactcly like vanilla ice?

endvic

endvic

Tempe, AZ
December 2004

SEP 03, 2006 01:42 PM

The whole video is product placement, Pure is a club in Vegas and the whole video is a giant commercial for it pretty much.

nina_kova

nina_kova

Providence, RI
May 2006

SEP 03, 2006 01:49 PM

the only saving grace - he's not wearing a red sox hat (and yes I am so pathetic as to have watched enough to notice that!)

_DictionaryGirl_

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

SEP 03, 2006 01:59 PM

"I'm in a whole other tax bracket."?!?! shocked

Vellin

Vellin

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

SEP 03, 2006 02:00 PM

ewww poor britney. he sounds like all the other rappers during the chorus (pretty awful), but when he starts rapping oh mannnnn puke skull kill me!

it's soooo wrong seeing him rap like that. so wrong and i hope it never feels right!

Sirtaz

Sirtaz

Dayton, OH
June 2006

SEP 03, 2006 02:35 PM

Um... I thought he was a dancer. WTF was that? I'm not a Britany fan either, but I feel sorry for her if she ever gets wise and kicks that fucktard to the curb... it's gonna cost her.

Wendy

Wendy

SUICIDEGIRL

Israel

SEP 03, 2006 02:36 PM

at the beginning of the song you can hear him say "we did it again" in the background..

uhhh... did WHAT again?

i'm a superstar.
and married a superstar.

Beatnik

Beatnik

Venice, CA
August 2003

SEP 03, 2006 02:50 PM

everyone in the hiphop community is probobly holding their heads right now, thinking... "oh man, there goes hip hop. guess we better find a new sound."

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