You’d be hard-pressed to find a current pop star more beautiful and talented than the lovely Beyonce. No matter your taste in music, it’s hard to deny her talent--really, the broad has the entire package. But judging from an incident involving a baby alligator, our beloved B might be kind of an asshole.
While shooting the cover art for her newest disc, B’Day, photographers asked Beyonce to pose holding a baby alligator. She complied, but with one minor adjustment; she demanded someone tape the little alligator’s mouth closed.
"There was a shot where I held a baby alligator. It had its mouth taped - that was my bright idea. He was really cute, but since his mouth was taped he didn't have any way to defend himself. He was upset so he peed on me."
Perhaps B should have taken the hint when alligator pissed on her. After news of the photo-shoot leaked to the media, PETA contacted a British reptile expert, Clifford Warwick, to get his opinion on how B fucked up.
"Animals shouldn't be held in their predators' arms for protracted periods of time while being stripped of all defenses."
But alligators are so cute when they piss on hot chicks.

Beyonce + Big Alligators

















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