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  • FRIDAY AUGUST 18 2006 6:00 PM

'Broke' K-Fed Wants to Shock and Awe the TV Audience

Kevin Federline says he's not nervous about his televised rapping debut at the Teen Choice Awards this Sunday. In fact, K-Fed wants people to invoke the Lord's name when they see him.

"I think I'm going to go for the Oh-my-God factor. That's what I'm aiming for."


Undoubtedly, that’s just what people will say. Possibly followed by hysterical laughter. But K-Fed is pretty confident that the kids are going to love him.

You're making your debut on the Teen Choice Awards. Are you nervous?

I'm not freaked out at all, man. There ain't no way. I'm ready. It's going to be incredible. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve here and there.

Why are you going public now as a performer?

It was (the) right time, right moment. I've been getting people ready, I think, you know. Now I think they're ready. I'm ready. I've been getting ready myself.


So what he’s saying is... everyone's ready?

In an interview with GQ, K-Fed defends his work ethic, saying he’s just trying to make a buck. (Apparently gambling wads of cash in Vegas does count.)

"I don't get any money from my wife. I'm almost broke. As a man, as a male figure and a father, I wouldn't be happy sitting back and living off my wife's fortune.

I have to provide for my family. People have to understand that I'm working too. She's not the only one that's got things to do."




"Spare some change?"

 
Comments
xFallxChildx

xFallxChildx

Cincinnati, OH
April 2006

AUG 18, 2006 06:47 PM

weak puke

Oracle

Oracle

Winnipeg, MB
September 2003

AUG 18, 2006 06:53 PM

and now I want to watch the teen choice awards....this is one train wreck I'm not missing.

MschfMayhemSoap

MschfMayhemSoap

Phoenix, AZ
April 2006

AUG 18, 2006 08:36 PM

His first single:

"You Know it's HARD out there for a Sponge!"

autumnz24

autumnz24

Tucson, AZ
July 2006

AUG 18, 2006 10:46 PM

Some of his lyrics were in a recent gossip mag. I think reading the article killed some of my brain cells. Yes, the lyrics were that bad.

Flores

Flores

Santa Fe, NM
September 2005

AUG 18, 2006 10:47 PM

Just when I thought the circus was over.

wenis

wenis

San Francisco, CA
July 2006

AUG 19, 2006 12:49 AM

i will not watch the teen awards only because i will indeed losr alot of brain cells...i know this...and i like my brain cells...maybe ill have someone re enact his performance for me and i wont lose any..

Nimbusfool

Nimbusfool

Moscow, ID
August 2006

AUG 19, 2006 01:49 AM

shit- if I could pull it off I'd rap for a bunch of kids.. hopefully live so I could bust some wu-tang sword style shit! cuttin headz off left and right. Ok. Honestly - when did britney come out with something that made money besides weekly world news coverage? Someone's gotta bring home the million dollar bacon .. why not a man named k-fed? "K-fed?" granted, is like the response you get after asking a two year old to feed the fish and she emptys the container into the tank. but shit- if I had a (at one point) attractive baby's momma, money to blow, and the kid's choice award ridin all up on my you know what- I'd make an ass of myself too!

10 points k-fed

filmjedi

filmjedi

Brighton, MA
June 2004

AUG 19, 2006 03:59 AM

so last night i went to go see a cover band at a small restaurant in the small town i am from.

they employed an interesting tactic.

play TODO before all your set's to sound better when they really sucked.....perhaps k fed could learn from this

MschfMayhemSoap

MschfMayhemSoap

Phoenix, AZ
April 2006

AUG 19, 2006 04:22 AM

benhasglasses said:
so last night i went to go see a cover band at a small restaurant in the small town i am from.

they employed an interesting tactic.

play TODO before all your set's to sound better when they really sucked.....perhaps k fed could learn from this



I dont know... TODO plus KFED..... may equal head explosions to anyone who hears it.

Mark_plus_Beer

Mark_plus_Beer

United Kingdom
August 2005

AUG 19, 2006 04:36 AM

I look forward to seeing this

Tadzi

Tadzi

Greeley, CO
April 2003

AUG 19, 2006 04:41 AM

now i wish i could go so i could heckle him.

defaultx

defaultx

I'm lost
February 2006

AUG 19, 2006 08:58 AM

k-fed .....


rofl

songhead

songhead

I'm lost
May 2003

AUG 19, 2006 09:06 AM

another example of the crumbling demise of the music industry mad

tafferdogg

tafferdogg

Madison, WI
February 2004

AUG 23, 2006 02:46 PM

Uh so did anyone watch it to find out if he sucked balls or not?

apesamongus

apesamongus

Atlanta, GA
July 2002

AUG 23, 2006 05:29 PM

Of course he wants to "shock and awe" people. "Entertaining" just isn't on the menu for that guy.