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Prince Harry Touches Some Boob, Gets an Apology from Tabloid

FRIDAY AUGUST 18 2006 11:00 AM

Submitted by Alyk. Edited By Rahodeb.

TAGS: Prince Harry, Prince William, Drunk, Boob, The Sun

British tabloid The Sun published photos of a drunk Prince Harry groping the tits of a boozed-up broad, while Prince William got his drink on in the background. The tab served all the details in the accompanying article.

Princes William and Harry hugged drunkenly for the camera during a booze-fuelled night out with chums. Royal heir William, 24, looked dazed and wide-eyed as the flash went off � while brother Harry leered merrily over his shoulder. Harry was also snapped canoodling with pretty blonde Natalie Pinkham, while saucily groping her BOOB with one hand. Meanwhile William was caught trying a more �tactful� approach with another party girl as they chatted in the background.

Royal officials lost their shit, and immediately demanded an apology, venting their anger about the fact that The Sun couldn�t get the facts right. The Sun stated the photos were taken in London nightclub Boujis in 2006, when they were really taken at another nightclub in 2003.

Why are these details important to Prince Harry? Harry has been seriously dating Chelsy Davy for almost three years, and she was none too happy to see the photos splashed across newsstands. The Sun stated the photos "may leave Harry with a little explaining to do to girlfriend Chelsy Davy, who was abroad at the time."

As it turned out, The Sun had a little explaining to do�editors issued an apology for the factual errors.

In yesterday�s story "The Booze Brothers" we published photographs of Prince William and Prince Harry at a London nightclub. We accept that the nightclub was the Purple Nightclub and not Boujis as we said and the photographs were taken in autumn 2003 and not summer 2006. We apologise for the error. The Sun published the photographs in good faith but we apologise to Ms Natalie Pinkham, a close friend of both Prince William and Prince Harry for publishing them without permission and for any embarrassment or offence their publication has caused. We will be making a donation to a charity of Ms Pinkham's choice.

No word if Harry apologized for the public fondling of a drunk chick.

29 Comments

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LinkIsMyHero

USA

February 2005

AUG 18, 2006 11:13 AM

Alyk said:
The Sun stated the photos "may leave Harry with a little explaining to do to girlfriend Chelsy Davy, who was abroad at the time."

You mean she wasn't always a broad?

PaperDragon

United Kingdom

July 2005

AUG 18, 2006 11:26 AM

Bloody hell, Young men getting drunk and touching girls, I realy wish these young princes would act more like normal people . They should be going to church and doing charity work with their free time. The SUN once again shows what makes UK journalism great.

Cash

I'm lost

OLD SKOOL

AUG 18, 2006 11:27 AM

Where exactly does it say that the lady in the picture was sexually assaulted?

The article you linked says:

"She was very shocked but didn't seem to mind in the slightest. I don't suppose it's every day an heir to the throne feels you up."

and:

Natalie, 27, has been a close pal for years.

The defining element of sexual assault is that the contact must be unsolicited and unwanted. Unless there's some proof that you didn't show...you added the term to spice up your story at the expense of the facts.

I'm aware that this isn't CNN....and that SG isn't a major news outlet........but making shit up is bad form.

MC_Dove

Cincinnati, OH

November 2004

AUG 18, 2006 11:36 AM

Cash said:
Where exactly does it say that the lady in the picture was sexually assaulted?

[...]

The defining element of sexual assault is that the contact must be unsolicited and unwanted. Unless there's some proof that you didn't show...you added the term to spice up your story at the expense of the facts.

I'm aware that this isn't CNN....and that SG isn't a major news outlet........but making shit up is bad form.

i believe Alyk was utilizing what we know in the business as "humor".

but i'm sure she apologizes for the error, and will seriously consider making a donation to the charity of your choice.

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX

May 2006

AUG 18, 2006 11:41 AM

I want to hurt Prince William. And by hurt I mean fuck. And by fuck I mean fuck a lot. And by fuck a lot I mean keep him chained to my bed with a bottle of Astroglide and two bottles of Viagara.

Prince William is possibly one of the sexiest people in the entire world.

That is all. *changes damp panties*

zoton

Kuwait

November 2005

AUG 18, 2006 11:45 AM

meh .... if I were in his shoes ... the papers would really have something to write about ...

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ

January 2004

AUG 18, 2006 11:48 AM

Well, that is one sexy picture.

Alyk

Boston, MA

February 2005

AUG 18, 2006 11:53 AM

Cash said:
Where exactly does it say that the lady in the picture was sexually assaulted?

The article you linked says:

"She was very shocked but didn't seem to mind in the slightest. I don't suppose it's every day an heir to the throne feels you up."

and:

Natalie, 27, has been a close pal for years.

I was being fucking sarcastic. Jesus Christ, how fucking lame.

Cash

I'm lost

OLD SKOOL

AUG 18, 2006 11:54 AM

Dove said:
i believe Alyk was utilizing what we know in the business as "humor".

How is that "humor"? I don't mean that in the overly sensitive "there's nothing funny about sexual assault" sense. I mean.....how is implying that....humor?

Mark_plus_Beer

United Kingdom

August 2005

AUG 18, 2006 11:55 AM

I salute my future king and his playboy younger brother

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX

May 2006

AUG 18, 2006 11:56 AM

Alyk said:

Cash said:
Where exactly does it say that the lady in the picture was sexually assaulted?

The article you linked says:

"She was very shocked but didn't seem to mind in the slightest. I don't suppose it's every day an heir to the throne feels you up."

and:

Natalie, 27, has been a close pal for years.

I was being fucking sarcastic. Jesus Christ, how fucking lame.

What is this sar-ca-sm you speak of? It is like a whole other language or something. Is it derived from Klingon?

Alyk

Boston, MA

February 2005

AUG 18, 2006 11:57 AM

Cash said:

Dove said:
i believe Alyk was utilizing what we know in the business as "humor".

How is that "humor"? I don't mean that in the overly sensitive "there's nothing funny about sexual assault" sense. I mean.....how is implying that....humor?

Dude, for real--don't try to educate two women on sexual assault. It's completely ridiculous.

BurningKrome

San Jose, CA

April 2005

AUG 18, 2006 12:23 PM

Alyk said:

Cash said:

Dove said:
i believe Alyk was utilizing what we know in the business as "humor".

How is that "humor"? I don't mean that in the overly sensitive "there's nothing funny about sexual assault" sense. I mean.....how is implying that....humor?

Dude, for real--don't try to educate two women on sexual assault. It's completely ridiculous.

Men can't be sexually assaulted?

*fans flames...cackles*

Vestril

Coronado, CA

February 2003

AUG 18, 2006 12:31 PM

BurningKrome said:

Alyk said:

Cash said:

Dove said:
i believe Alyk was utilizing what we know in the business as "humor".

How is that "humor"? I don't mean that in the overly sensitive "there's nothing funny about sexual assault" sense. I mean.....how is implying that....humor?

Dude, for real--don't try to educate two women on sexual assault. It's completely ridiculous.

Men can't be sexually assaulted?

*fans flames...cackles*

It can't happen to men because they always want it.

turin

Denver, CO

October 2003

AUG 18, 2006 12:32 PM

Cash said:

Dove said:
i believe Alyk was utilizing what we know in the business as "humor".

How is that "humor"? I don't mean that in the overly sensitive "there's nothing funny about sexual assault" sense. I mean.....how is implying that....humor?

dude, what's up your ass? everyone else either had a chuckle or ignored it. if you think the joke was weak, and you think we all deserve an explanation or apology or whatever the hell you want out of alyk for making a weak joke, you should probably turn off the internet for a little while.

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