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In April of this year, a glowing Britney Spears made a surprise appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman. She stopped in with a purpose; Brit announced to the world she was five months pregnant with her second child.

"Don't worry, Dave, it's not yours," the singer joked.

"Oh. Well, I think that's good news for both of us," Letterman responded.


The admission shocked everyone since her first baby, Sean P., erupted forth from Brit’s loins in September. In a span of just four months, K-Fed knocked up his former-pop-star wife again. Letterman and his sidekick Paul Shaffer wasted no time in making jokes.

"I think that K-Fed is, you know, would have to be getting awful busy at a quick rate," to be expecting another child, said Shaffer.

"Well, what else does he have to do?" Letterman quipped.


Maybe he’s getting busy counting the money Brit agreed to pay him for each child. The contract entitled K-Fed to a larger share of her fortune, with their second shortie on its way.

“Before he got married, Kevin was sitting down with lawyers, discussing legal and financial issues,” says a source. “He was sitting sort of slumped over with a baseball cap over his eyes and a lawyer was talking about how he had to sign a pre-nup and Kevin looked sort of bummed out. But then the lawyer explained that for every child the two of you have together, you would receive X amount of dollars. His eyes really lit up.”


I’m sure they lit up with dollar signs.


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Vestril

Vestril

Coronado, CA
March 2003

AUG 14, 2006 08:17 PM

well that contract would explain why he's trying to keep her knocked up, anyone taking bets on how many kids they have before he cashes out and gets the divorce?

MC_Dove

MC_Dove

Cincinnati, OH
November 2004

AUG 14, 2006 08:19 PM

so romantic.

Bender_Rodriguez

Bender_Rodriguez

Minneapolis, MN
August 2003

AUG 14, 2006 08:20 PM

i dont care what anyone says id still fuck her rotten

SinnFein

SinnFein

Phoenix, AZ
December 2002

AUG 14, 2006 08:21 PM

Millions of dollars will buy you a really nice double-wide

steeltoe

steeltoe

Alexandria, VA
August 2003

AUG 14, 2006 08:21 PM

im so excited that my underground cool alternative porno site has the same pictures as the bullshit tabloid stories i can read about while i buy oreos and wonderbread at krogers.

dkmfc

dkmfc

Germany
January 2003

AUG 14, 2006 08:25 PM

highestpower said:
i dont care what anyone says id still fuck her rotten



too late!

Posh

Posh

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

AUG 14, 2006 08:26 PM

steeltoe said:
im so excited that my underground cool alternative porno site has the same pictures as the bullshit tabloid stories i can read about while i buy oreos and wonderbread at krogers.



dude, sg is in no way underground. that's like saying the strokes are underground and indie.

dkmfc

dkmfc

Germany
January 2003

AUG 14, 2006 08:27 PM

steeltoe said:
im so excited that my underground cool alternative porno site has the same pictures as the bullshit tabloid stories i can read about while i buy oreos and wonderbread at krogers.



go fug yourself.

zoton

zoton

Kuwait
November 2005

AUG 14, 2006 08:28 PM

Worst prenup ever !

but then again the bitch deserves it ! bok

crazedlunatik

crazedlunatik

Portland, OR
March 2004

AUG 14, 2006 08:33 PM

sweet!

MC_Dove

MC_Dove

Cincinnati, OH
November 2004

AUG 14, 2006 08:38 PM

steeltoe said:
im so excited that my underground cool alternative porno site has the same pictures as the bullshit tabloid stories i can read about while i buy oreos and wonderbread at krogers.



yes, well, we can't all be hip and underground enough as to blog livejournal and bitch on website message boards about stories we voluntarily read, now can we?

blueleftshoe

blueleftshoe

Cuyahoga Falls, OH
June 2004

AUG 14, 2006 08:49 PM

that seems the only thing K-fed is any good at .. knocking up trashy girls.

jtemperance

jtemperance

Chicago, IL
January 2004

AUG 14, 2006 08:56 PM

Posh said:

steeltoe said:
im so excited that my underground cool alternative porno site has the same pictures as the bullshit tabloid stories i can read about while i buy oreos and wonderbread at krogers.



dude, sg is in no way underground. that's like saying the strokes are underground and indie.



Wait a fucking second. These Strokes aren't underground and indie? Why do I subscribe to Newsweek?

Evette

Evette

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

AUG 14, 2006 09:39 PM

Posh said:

steeltoe said:
im so excited that my underground cool alternative porno site has the same pictures as the bullshit tabloid stories i can read about while i buy oreos and wonderbread at krogers.



dude, sg is in no way underground. that's like saying the strokes are underground and indie.



Hahahahahah! I love you.

Madmagg666

Madmagg666

Miami, FL
October 2002

AUG 14, 2006 09:48 PM

I'm putting the over/under at three kids before she bails... anyone wanna place some bets?

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