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  • TUESDAY JULY 11 2006 9:00 PM

Natalie Portman Looking for a Few Good Jewish Men

Would you like to make babies with Natalie Portman? Gentiles need not apply. Portman, who immigrated with her family from Israel when she was three years old, claimed she would want a nice Jewish boy to be the father of her children.

"A priority for me is definitely that I'd like to raise my kids Jewish, but the ultimate thing is to have someone who is a good person and who is a partner ... I get much more Jewish in Israel."


In other Portman news, the actress will strip bare-ass naked for the upcoming film Goya’s Ghost, a biopic about Spanish painter Francisco Goya. Portman portrays the artist’s muse who is stripped then tortured after being accused of Atheism. Sadists, reserve your tickets now.



Naked preview.

 

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jaggy

jaggy

Austin, TX
October 2003

JUL 11, 2006 09:05 PM

homina homina homina homina !

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

JUL 11, 2006 09:10 PM

*converts*

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

JUL 11, 2006 09:12 PM

*gets circumcision*

Had_Matter

Had_Matter

San Francisco, CA
February 2006

JUL 11, 2006 09:13 PM

Oh, man, I would so love to have a meaningful, long-term relationship with that. But, I guess I'll have to settle for using birth control when we have sex.

Cassiel

Cassiel

Aurora, CO
September 2004

JUL 11, 2006 09:13 PM

*babbles*

MStar33

MStar33

Evans, CO
January 2005

JUL 11, 2006 09:19 PM

man she is yummy!!!

nero82

nero82

Canoga Park, CA
April 2006

JUL 11, 2006 09:42 PM

Doxie

Doxie

SUICIDEGIRL

Oregon, USA

JUL 11, 2006 09:44 PM



Ahh! She's so cute! biggrin blush

fragment

fragment

Portland, OR
December 2004

JUL 11, 2006 10:11 PM

I felt a great disturbance in the force. It's as if a million gentiles cried out and were suddenly silenced.

thefreak

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

JUL 11, 2006 10:20 PM

I'll be whatever she want's me to be.

-TM

capnfloyd

capnfloyd

Seattle, WA
March 2006

JUL 11, 2006 10:24 PM

There's definitely not enough Jewish woman gangsta rappers out there.
Natalie's awesome. love
And I'm so happy to still be in the running for father of her children

SinnFein

SinnFein

Phoenix, AZ
December 2002

JUL 11, 2006 10:27 PM

These aren't the gentiles you're looking for, move along!

Tangus

Tangus

Chicago, IL
November 2005

JUL 11, 2006 10:51 PM

I think that Morgan would let me have kids with Natalie Portman.

best surrogate, ever.

girl_afraid

girl_afraid

Milwaukee, WI
November 2004

JUL 11, 2006 11:58 PM

*turns into a man, converts.*

Crivelli

Crivelli

United Kingdom
January 2005

JUL 12, 2006 02:50 AM

Hmmm, what a disappointment. Wouldn't it be nice if people really could rise above such divisions and just love one another? Lions and lambs*. Just goes to show that there are "cultural" boundaries which we, as yet, cannot overcome and it would seem don't want to.


frown



*though lions and lambs would make freaky babies

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