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FRIDAY JUNE 30 2006 8:00 AM

Donald Trump Does Not Want to Shake Your Hand

Submitted by Alyk

Edited by Alyk

Tags: Donald, Trump, Germs, Shake, Hands, Teachers

Should God bless you with an opportunity to meet Donald Trump, lick your palm before extending your hand for him to shakehell love it! Actually, he would probably pass out; the Donald admitted his germaphobic ways border on obsessive-compulsive. He especially dislikes elevator buttons and school teachers' germ-a-rific paws.

He says, "I'm going to do everything in my power not to shake hands with teachers. They have 17,000 germs per square inch on their desk. That's ten times the germ rate of those in other professions. It's absolutely swarming with germs. In fact, from now on I'm just going to walk up to my office. It's pretty high up there, but I could use the exercise."

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AceT

Portland, OR

April 2004

JUN 30, 2006 08:38 AM

Someone needs a stink palm.

TReBlah

I'm lost

March 2005

JUN 30, 2006 08:54 AM

why do i feel like jason lee would actually do that, too?

J24U

Danvers, MA

February 2006

JUN 30, 2006 09:00 AM

I have a good friend, and what he considers the crowning achievement in his life is the time he stink-palmed a Rear Admiral while he was stationed in California. Now that I think about what he's done with his life...he's probably right.

Leela

SUICIDEGIRL

Pennsylvania, USA

JUN 30, 2006 09:21 AM

ha ha ha, omg that stink palm thing made me giggle hardcore

Tangus

Chicago, IL

November 2005

JUN 30, 2006 10:03 AM

TReBlah said:
why do i feel like jason lee would actually do that, too?

simple.

because he totally fucking rules.

Margot_Dent

Los Angeles, CA

February 2004

JUN 30, 2006 10:13 AM

Tangus said:

TReBlah said:
why do i feel like jason lee would actually do that, too?

simple.

because he totally fucking rules.

no way. once he shaved his unibrow, it was a gateway into crappy romantic comedies and selling out. sigh, i used to love brodie so much....

Flux

SUICIDEGIRL

Georgia, USA

JUN 30, 2006 10:17 AM

Margot_Dent said:

Tangus said:

TReBlah said:
why do i feel like jason lee would actually do that, too?

simple.

because he totally fucking rules.

no way. once he shaved his unibrow, it was a gateway into crappy romantic comedies and selling out. sigh, i used to love brodie so much....

That...and he's ONE OF THEM.

Sloane

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

JUN 30, 2006 10:24 AM

Flux said:

Margot_Dent said:

Tangus said:

TReBlah said:
why do i feel like jason lee would actually do that, too?

simple.

because he totally fucking rules.

no way. once he shaved his unibrow, it was a gateway into crappy romantic comedies and selling out. sigh, i used to love brodie so much....

That...and he's ONE OF THEM.

Word. Once he became a Scientologist it was a gateway into batshit insanity.

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA

July 2004

JUN 30, 2006 10:25 AM

Flux said:

Margot_Dent said:

Tangus said:

TReBlah said:
why do i feel like jason lee would actually do that, too?

simple.

because he totally fucking rules.

no way. once he shaved his unibrow, it was a gateway into crappy romantic comedies and selling out. sigh, i used to love brodie so much....

That...and he's ONE OF THEM.

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Necia

San Francisco, CA

August 2005

JUN 30, 2006 10:28 AM

Until he takes care of that combover, he's got no business criticizing anyone's grooming habits, in my opinion. That fucker's combed in, like, eight different directions. How does that even work?

Cassiel

Aurora, CO

September 2004

JUN 30, 2006 02:37 PM

now trump needs to build a monstrous airplane