Jessica Simpson recently joined the rest of us frightened by actress and weirdo Anne Heche. Simpson and Heche played together in poker tournament, when Simpson became suspicious Heche was a tabloid reporter. Simpson’s suspicion became so strong, she demanded security remove Heche from the building.

Although Simpson’s leeriness of Heche appeared unjustified, Heche’s own behavior sealed her rep. Shortly after breaking up with Ellen DeGeneres in 2000, Heche got fucked up on ecstasy and drove to the Fresno desert, where she ended up in stranger’s farmhouse.

She asked if she could take a shower, telling the residents “she was God and was going to take everyone back to heaven with her in some sort of spaceship."

Heche later explained the incident to Barbara Walters.

Heche claimed neither the drugs nor the stress of a highly publicized break up triggered her freak out; she believes she suffered from multiple personalities at the time.

Despite the weirdness with Jessica Simpson, Heche cleaned up her act. She’s married cameraman Coley Laffoon and gave birth to a son a few years ago. For the most part, Anne played well with others, but we question her judgment in naming her son Homer Laffoon.