I suggest throwing his coffin and body into a wood-chipper in front of his horrified family. Or taking a crap in the casket if he has a viewing.

My theory is that his heart is so messed up because of possible cocaine abuse.

so..... is it wrong not to care?

POSSIBLE!??! He talks about doing Cocaine OPENLY!

J24U said:

zoton said:
People making all of this fuss. Tell us about tom cruise instead !
Thats what I need on a Saturday.

Well Cruise recently had another type of transplant...

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

That's hilarious.

Damn, and I was only hoping that he would put staples through his nuts and become sterile.

If he used his first Jackass paychecks to get those nice, pearly white teeth, I don't see any problem w/him getting a transplant or other medical solution.

I wish him the best. Wildboyz is one of the funniest (and oddly, also very educational) shows on TV.

-TM

Did he ever expect to live past 40 before he was diagnosed?

I wonder if he will get any crazier or if he has any money to have a transplant?

He can have my heart.

You don't actually get better from cardiomyopathy. You just cross your fingers and hope it doesn't get any worse. One of my closest friends has it. It killed her dad at 26. She's 30 now and on some medications that are supposed to slow the progression, but she is having fatigue problems. You just take your meds, live your life, and hope nothing changes. But all the while you know that eventually something *will* change.

This was entirely inevitable! I'm surprised hes still alive now...

spot on.

but then again, his stunts put way too much strain on his heart, shortening his life even further... and getting a donor heart with his track history of bad treatment to his body makes him an unlikely candidate

i opened the thread expecting it to be terminal stupidity.

Doctor: Well Timmy, I know you were excited about being able to one day play baseball and live a normal life outside of your iron lung, but you see, theres a very famous and popular TV icon that needs a heart just like you do. You see Timmy, while you're at the very dawn of life and waiting to live a normal existance along with all the other boys and girls your age, we just can't bear to deprive the public of a familiar face. If famous people can die, well, what kind of world would that be? I'll give your parents the number to a few local news networks and a chop shop in Singapore I know about. Maybe things will work out. Be brave Timmy.
Timmy: *beep* *beep* *beep*