Costume Time: Bald Heads, Fingers, Wigs, and Ankles Edition (Celebrity Scrapple for Tuesday, May 16)

SINEAD: WITH CHILD, NOT CIGARETTES

Do you see that picture of Sinead O’Connor and some old dude walking the streets of New York? Is she pregnant and smoking irresponsibly or is she just not pregnant? I can’t really tell whether she is pregnant or not, but even if I could tell, this mother-of-the-year might sue me.

Singer Sinead O'Connor is threatening legal action against web sites that have recently published a photo purportedly showing her pregnant and smoking a cigarette. In a May 5 cease and desist letter, attorney Rob Cohen writes that O'Connor "was not pregnant at the time that such photograph was taken," adding that the performer "takes her reputation as a good parent and responsible mother very seriously." The photo in question was reportedly snapped in late-March as O'Connor walked on a Manhattan street with an unidentified man. While a cigarette can clearly be seen in her right hand, it is less certain as to what is causing the bump/ripple/undulation in her red sweatshirt. Through her counsel, O'Connor, a 39-year-old mother of three, contends that she "is unable to simply ignore these postings" and demands the immediate extinguishing of any story claiming that she was jointly with child and cigarette.

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-alyk

NAOMI WATTS' FOUR-FINGERED SALUTE

Oscar-monimated actress Naomi Watts, has been made special representative of the United Nations program for HIV/AIDS (UNAIDS). She has just returned from a trip to Zambia to tour communities and see the devastation the disease has caused.

"Given these stark realities, I can no longer stand on the sidelines," Watts told a news conference Monday. "I want to use this position as a way to spread the word, to tell people what I saw."

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"I have seen that every one of us can make a difference and I am anxious to join UNAIDS in this effort," Watts, 37, said.

The UNAIDS program also unveiled “4 For Everyone,” an initiative aimed at giving everyone the right to HIV/AIDS prevention, treatment, care, and support.

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-lilyk

DOHERTY, DRUGS, AND DRAG. AND DRUGS, AGAIN.

Just when you were certain Pete Doherty couldn’t be anymore retarded, he proved you wrong by getting fucked up on crack and then performing in drag. He also proved to the world he is the ugliest chick ever.

The wild Babyshambles frontman was pictured smoking what appeared to be a crack pipe as he travelled to a concert in Cologne, Germany.

Doherty then bizarrely dressed up in a scarlet bra, floral dress, tights and black bobbed wig.

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-alyk

HE'S NEVER SEEN A RING: LORD OF THE 40-YEAR-OLD VIRGINS

While filming a scene involving sheep and a Hummer, Emmy Award winner Steve Carell, 42, sprained his ankle over the weekend. Carell is currently filming for Evan Almighty, the sequel to 2003’s Bruce Almighty with Jim Carrey. His representative reported that he is “doing fine” and will resume filming on schedule.

Does anyone else wonder why his eyebrows are still brown?

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Evan the Almighty

-lilyk

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