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SATURDAY APRIL 15 2006 10:17 AM

Submitted by Alyk. Edited By Alyk.

“Lost” actress Evangeline Lilly claims that she was so uncomfortable being wicked-ass hot as a teenager, she prayed to God to make her ugly…or something.

"I spent many nights crying myself to sleep wishing I was ugly because of the way men leered and disrespected me, because they assumed things about my mental capacity or my physical willingness based on the way I looked."

She also says she quit her job as a waitress because of the evil ogling by male patrons.

"I felt like a whore. You feel like they're paying to stare at your ass when you're walking away from the table."

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toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA

May 2004

APR 15, 2006 10:24 AM

The front is okay though, right?

pavlovsdog

Asheville, NC

May 2004

APR 15, 2006 10:33 AM

I'm sorry, what was this article about?

I was too busy looking at her ass.

benjiB

Richmond, VA

November 2004

APR 15, 2006 10:34 AM

The "world's smallest violin" joke has been really overplayed, so instead...

Evangeline Lilly, shut the fuck up.

Iggy

SUICIDEGIRL

Alabama, USA

APR 15, 2006 10:34 AM

Usually when people are oggling me too much I tell that they have to $48 a year to continue staring.

Posh

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

APR 15, 2006 10:35 AM

oh, that poor attractive girl.. such a harsh life she's had!

Bastardo

Boston, MA

January 2005

APR 15, 2006 10:36 AM

It must suck being rich and beautiful.

Lior

Australia

August 2005

APR 15, 2006 10:39 AM

whatever.

Her ass isnt that great.

DeadBilly

Burnt Cabins, PA

February 2004

APR 15, 2006 10:44 AM

I lust, I mean, weep for her! Poor soul.

ChezGeek

Puyallup, WA

January 2004

APR 15, 2006 10:45 AM

Iggy said:
Usually when people are oggling me too much I tell that they have to $48 a year to continue staring.

Alyk

Boston, MA

February 2005

APR 15, 2006 10:47 AM

toothpickmoe said:
The front is okay though, right?

Considering the fact that she never appears to be wearing any pants, I think she would be ok with that.

grimjack

Philadelphia, PA

January 2004

APR 15, 2006 10:48 AM

Prayed to God to make her Ugly, huh? Shit...a Ball-Peen hammer, one shaved eye-brow, and a can of lighter fluid (with matches) could have helped her with her little 'problem'.

waa...waaaaaah.....WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

There. Im finished now..

troglodyte

Victoria, BC

May 2003

APR 15, 2006 10:53 AM

I was going to say that attractive women really do have a hard time being taken seriously in academia, but then I remembered that you celeb worshippers try hard not to think of celebrities as actual people.

Vestril

Coronado, CA

February 2003

APR 15, 2006 11:01 AM

Wow, my crush on her completely evaporated. I didn't even know my brain could do that that quickly.

James_

United Kingdom

March 2003

APR 15, 2006 11:06 AM

Awwwwww, God granted her wish! How sweet!

_Elichrusos

Australia

November 2004

APR 15, 2006 11:06 AM

troglodyte said:
I was going to say that attractive women really do have a hard time being taken seriously in academia, but then I remembered that you celeb worshippers try hard not to think of celebrities as actual people.

I'm alternating between agreeing with you and laughing at your pantswetting funny.