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Chuck Palahniuk Vs. the Wizard of Ass

THURSDAY MAY 8 2008 11:00 AM

Submitted by erin_broadley. Edited By erin_broadley.

The SG community is no stranger to the works of Chuck Palahniuk. The term "Suicide Girl," after all, is credited...

Oh no! A massive, planet-wide catastrophic event has crippled society. And, look, over there, here comes another massive, planet-wide catastrophic event!

When Celebrities Rap, We Lose

WEDNESDAY APRIL 16 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by TheCoolerKing. Edited By erin_broadley.

Bill Cosby is making a hip-hop album. That was the seemingly insane story months ago and I recall it being mentioned here with some amusement.

The A-Team Movie: Oh Yeah, I'm Excited.

SUNDAY MARCH 23 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by TheCoolerKing. Edited By erin_broadley.

The A-Team was my favorite prime time show growing up. More action packed than "Knight Rider", less lame super-copter based than "Air-Wolf" and, unfortunately,...

Gilligan's Island and Weed - Part 2

THURSDAY MARCH 13 2008 9:00 PM

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Why did those seven castaways spend 15 years on that uncharted desert isle? Maybe they were too stoned to give...

Aging Action Movie Characters: How They Rank

SUNDAY FEBRUARY 17 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by TheCoolerKing. Edited By TheCoolerKing.

The release of the Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull trailer this week was...

Arrested Development: The Movie!

SUNDAY FEBRUARY 10 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by TheCoolerKing. Edited By erin_broadley.

Yes, it's not just wishful thinking. According to this recent and widely reported article,...

Meet The Douchebags

WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 6 2008 9:41 PM

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Ok, you see this? This is Meet The Spartans.



This needs to stop. Like, right fucking...

Tom Cruise, Scientology and Me

SUNDAY JANUARY 20 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by TheCoolerKing. Edited By erin_broadley.

"What do you want to get out of Scientology?"

That's what the guy sitting across the chintzy Formica table from me wanted to know.

“Ummm…”

Seven...

Always Bet On Black... Always Pay Your Taxes. Or Not

SUNDAY JANUARY 13 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by TheCoolerKing. Edited By erin_broadley.

Who likes paying taxes? Not me. I bet you don't as well. But what do we do about it? Not a thing. Unless you count whining as "doing something." You do?

Of Course Will Smith Doesn’t 'Love' Hitler

FRIDAY DECEMBER 28 2007 12:00 PM

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Will Smith, America's next top Scientologist, is in the news because of some...

SuicideGirls' Top Ten Films of 2007

FRIDAY DECEMBER 21 2007 12:00 PM

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SuicideGirls' Top Ten Films of 2007

By Ryan Stewart


It was a crowded, cut-throat year in which...

Jamie-Lynn Spears is Pregnant, Y'all

THURSDAY DECEMBER 20 2007 4:00 PM

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Just about six short weeks ago Newsweek online profiled...

Small Time Anchor, Big Time Problems

TUESDAY DECEMBER 18 2007 8:00 PM

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Usually when I do one of these bash-a-celeb pieces (Or pseudo-celeb... celeb-ish? Let's just say an aspiring celeb-adjacent),...

"The Machine Girl" Trailer, Better Than Sunshine and Rainbows

THURSDAY DECEMBER 13 2007 8:00 PM

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I am sad. As documented by this very site, I've been blown away...

Katherine Heigl, You Had Me at 'Sexist'...

SATURDAY DECEMBER 8 2007 12:00 PM

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In this month's Vanity Fair actress Katherine Heigl admits that even though she starred in the movie Knocked...



Most of you probably think that "The View" is unwatchable and its very existence inconsequential but I disagree (at...



It's not often that a magician's trick actually creates the opposite effect on the observing audience. I mean, when...

Sweeney Todd Party and VIP Screening

WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 5 2007 6:00 PM

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It's fair to assume that most of you, like me, plan on seeing Sweeney Todd...

Fun Children's Film Makes a Grave Miscalculation

MONDAY DECEMBER 3 2007 8:00 PM

Submitted by TheCoolerKing. Edited By TheCoolerKing.


I'm sure it's no surprise to those of you familar with mainstream movies to hear that most of them have been focus-grouped...

Tom Cruise Scientifically Proven Heterosexual

SUNDAY DECEMBER 2 2007 12:00 PM

Submitted by SleepyLady. Edited By erin_broadley.



I just want to remind you, dear reader, that you are in the "Celeb" section of the newswire and what you're about...

CSI:NY "Eyecons" Delivers SG Behind the Scenes

SATURDAY DECEMBER 1 2007 2:30 PM

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Back in October 2006, the Suicide Girls made their CBS debut when they strutted their stuff on camera and took over...

New "Wire" Promo Funnier Than Entire Run of "Two and a Half Men"

THURSDAY NOVEMBER 29 2007 8:00 PM

Submitted by TheCoolerKing. Edited By TheCoolerKing.


The title says it all. This promo for "The Wire" Season 5, is funnier than ninety percent of the "comedy" on TV.

It's...

Girls Gone Wild, Guards Gone Crazy

WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 28 2007 8:00 PM

Submitted by TheCoolerKing. Edited By TheCoolerKing.



My dislike of noted jerk-off/"Girls Gone Wild" founder Joe Francis has been covered on this site before.

Marilyn Manson Wants You to Know He's Still Scary

MONDAY NOVEMBER 26 2007 4:00 PM

Submitted by TheCoolerKing. Edited By erin_broadley.



Shock rock singer Marilyn Manson has been accused...

Red Hot Chili Peppers Sue Californication; Ignore Larger Issue

TUESDAY NOVEMBER 20 2007 8:00 PM

Submitted by TheCoolerKing. Edited By erin_broadley.



I'm sure most of you are familiar with Showtime's hit series "Californication," whether it's from SG's own involvement...

SuicideGirls Video Interview with John Malkovich

FRIDAY NOVEMBER 16 2007 1:00 PM

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Well, today's the day. Robert Zemeckis' Beowulf hits theaters nationwide and,...

SuicideGirls Video Interview with Beowulf Star Ray Winstone

THURSDAY NOVEMBER 15 2007 2:30 PM

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As I wrote yesterday, this week marks the premiere of Robert Zemeckis' big screen adaptation of Beowulf,...

Wanted Trailer, Dead or Alive?

WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 14 2007 8:00 PM

Submitted by TheCoolerKing. Edited By erin_broadley.



I've been a comic book fan for my entire life. That carries a lot less stigma nowadays, than it did growing up. But...

SuicideGirls Video Interview with Beowulf Star Crispin Glover

WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 14 2007 12:00 PM

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For those who slept through high school lit class, the name "Beowulf" may be nothing more than distant, saved-by-Cliff's...

50 Greatest TV Icons, 50 Cheap Shots

TUESDAY NOVEMBER 13 2007 8:00 PM

Submitted by TheCoolerKing. Edited By erin_broadley.



Entertainment Weekly and TV Land have teamed up to bring you the top 50 of TV's...

Thou Shalt Not Stalk: Conan O'Brien and the Creepy Priest

SUNDAY NOVEMBER 11 2007 12:00 PM

Submitted by SleepyLady. Edited By erin_broadley.



From the New York...

Writers' Strike Gets Nasty

SATURDAY NOVEMBER 10 2007 8:00 PM

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What would it be like to live in a world with no TV or movies? How would boring people escape pre-sex conversation? How would dysfunctional families avoid...

Carnival of Horrors Invades Basque; Queen of Scream Announced

FRIDAY NOVEMBER 9 2007 5:00 PM

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Last night in Los Angeles, After Dark Films and all its scantily clad, fright-fest loving elite...

Somebody Beat Up Fabio, And That Somebody Was George Clooney!

WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 7 2007 8:00 PM

Submitted by TheCoolerKing. Edited By erin_broadley.



Or, maybe Fabio mopped the floor with Clooney.

Last Day to Vote Miss Horrorfest 2007!

WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 7 2007 6:00 PM

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All Hallows Eve has come and gone and that means it is finally -- yes finally -- time...

Are You Tougher Than Charles Bronson?

TUESDAY NOVEMBER 6 2007 8:00 PM

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That's what you need to ask yourself, if, like Sylvestor Stallone, you've announced plans to star in a remake of a...

Not Cool, Dog.

FRIDAY NOVEMBER 2 2007 12:00 PM

Submitted by SleepyLady. Edited By erin_broadley.

SuicideGirls Visits Set of "Repo!: The Genetic Opera" Part II

WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 31 2007 12:00 PM

Submitted by erin_broadley. Edited By erin_broadley.



SuicideGirls Visits Set of Repo!: The Genetic Opera Part II
by Ryan Stewart


Continued from Part...

The Keitel Dilemma

WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 31 2007 12:00 AM

Submitted by johnnyfu. Edited By erin_broadley.



Harvey Keitel’s due for a revival. Keitel’s started off strong, starring in Martin Scorcese’s feature debut Mean...

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