In my old neighborhood of Central Square in Cambridge, MA, there's a falafel...

SuicideGirls was headbanging alongside Keanu Reeves, Dustin Hoffman and The...

Repo! The Genetic Opera director Darren Bousman (see previous...

SuicideGirls' Top Ten Films of 2008
by Ryan Stewart

The 2008 year in film effectively began on January 22, when, while riding a bus through the...

Legendary pin-up Bettie Page passed away on Thursday, December 11 at 6:41 PST at Kindred Hospital in...

My world has just changed forever. I wake up day in and day out, assuming I live in a post-Seagal word. Assuming that the most I'd hear of Seagal these...

Mad Men is one of the best shows on TV that most people still don't watch. Despite a huge ad campaign...

A perfect storm of douchiness. That's what I seem to be staring into.

Before I get to that, I realize mocking or despising Paris Hilton is neither original...

BY THE COOLER KING

The world is full of assholes. An unending sea of roiling, bubbling assholes, growing, spawning combining to bring forth even bigger,...

SuicideGirls Visits Set of Friday the 13th, Part 1

by Ryan Stewart


"Hey Jason, over here!" I...

Normally I wouldn't be too excited about (or even interested in) two famous people "fighting" unless they were actually fighting. But normally, one of those...

Yeah, that's right. Twenty dollars in cold hard cash to the person who can find an original or funny moment in Mike Myers' new film The Love Guru.

Or, what passes for Indy these days. That may seem harsh but, yeah, he's not the man he was in his prime. But, somehow, shockingly, despite that creaky...

The SG community is no stranger to the works of Chuck Palahniuk. The term "Suicide Girl," after all, is credited...

Oh no! A massive, planet-wide catastrophic event has crippled society. And, look, over there, here comes another massive, planet-wide catastrophic event!

Bill Cosby is making a hip-hop album. That was the seemingly insane story months ago and I recall it being mentioned here with some amusement.

The A-Team was my favorite prime time show growing up. More action packed than "Knight Rider", less lame super-copter based than "Air-Wolf" and, unfortunately,...

Why did those seven castaways spend 15 years on that uncharted desert isle? Maybe they were too stoned to give...

The release of the Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull trailer this week was...

Yes, it's not just wishful thinking. According to this recent and widely reported article,...

Ok, you see this? This is Meet The Spartans.



This needs to stop. Like, right fucking...

"What do you want to get out of Scientology?"

That's what the guy sitting across the chintzy Formica table from me wanted to know.

“Ummm…”

Seven...

Who likes paying taxes? Not me. I bet you don't as well. But what do we do about it? Not a thing. Unless you count whining as "doing something." You do?

Will Smith, America's next top Scientologist, is in the news because of some...

SuicideGirls' Top Ten Films of 2007

By Ryan Stewart


It was a crowded, cut-throat year in which...

Just about six short weeks ago Newsweek online profiled...

Usually when I do one of these bash-a-celeb pieces (Or pseudo-celeb... celeb-ish? Let's just say an aspiring celeb-adjacent),...

I am sad. As documented by this very site, I've been blown away...

In this month's Vanity Fair actress Katherine Heigl admits that even though she starred in the movie Knocked...

Most of you probably think that "The View" is unwatchable and its very existence inconsequential but I disagree (at...

It's not often that a magician's trick actually creates the opposite effect on the observing audience. I mean, when...

It's fair to assume that most of you, like me, plan on seeing Sweeney Todd...

I'm sure it's no surprise to those of you familar with mainstream movies to hear that most of them have been focus-grouped...

I just want to remind you, dear reader, that you are in the "Celeb" section of the newswire and what you're about...

Back in October 2006, the Suicide Girls made their CBS debut when they strutted their stuff on camera and took over...

The title says it all. This promo for "The Wire" Season 5, is funnier than ninety percent of the "comedy" on TV.

It's...

My dislike of noted jerk-off/"Girls Gone Wild" founder Joe Francis has been covered on this site before.

Shock rock singer Marilyn Manson has been accused...

I'm sure most of you are familiar with Showtime's hit series "Californication," whether it's from SG's own involvement...

Well, today's the day. Robert Zemeckis' Beowulf hits theaters nationwide and,...