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Obama and Kumar Go to the White House

In my old neighborhood of Central Square in Cambridge, MA, there's a falafel...
SG Headbangs With Keanu Reeves, Dustin Hoffman and Scott Ian at the Anvil Movie Premiere

SuicideGirls was headbanging alongside Keanu Reeves, Dustin Hoffman and The...
Repo! The Genetic Opera On Tour and On SG Radio
Repo! The Genetic Opera director Darren Bousman (see previous...
SuicideGirls' Top Ten Films of 2008
SuicideGirls' Top Ten Films of 2008
by Ryan Stewart
The 2008 year in film effectively began on January 22, when, while riding a bus through the...
Bettie Page RIP
Legendary pin-up Bettie Page passed away on Thursday, December 11 at 6:41 PST at Kindred Hospital in...
Steven Seagal Fights Crime... And You Get To Watch.
My world has just changed forever. I wake up day in and day out, assuming I live in a post-Seagal word. Assuming that the most I'd hear of Seagal these...
The 9 Best Things About Mad Men
Mad Men is one of the best shows on TV that most people still don't watch. Despite a huge ad campaign...
Seacrest Plus Hilton Equals Equation No One Wants
A perfect storm of douchiness. That's what I seem to be staring into.
Before I get to that, I realize mocking or despising Paris Hilton is neither original...
Jennifer Lopez: Everything Thats Wrong With Everything
BY THE COOLER KING
The world is full of assholes. An unending sea of roiling, bubbling assholes, growing, spawning combining to bring forth even bigger,...
Friday the 13th Set Visit

SuicideGirls Visits Set of Friday the 13th, Part 1
by Ryan Stewart
"Hey Jason, over here!" I...
Clint vs. Spike
Normally I wouldn't be too excited about (or even interested in) two famous people "fighting" unless they were actually fighting. But normally, one of those...
$20 Bounty on Mike Myers Comedy
Yeah, that's right. Twenty dollars in cold hard cash to the person who can find an original or funny moment in Mike Myers' new film The Love Guru.
9 Things I Learned From Indiana Jones
Or, what passes for Indy these days. That may seem harsh but, yeah, he's not the man he was in his prime. But, somehow, shockingly, despite that creaky...
Chuck Palahniuk Vs. the Wizard of Ass
The SG community is no stranger to the works of Chuck Palahniuk. The term "Suicide Girl," after all, is credited...
Pick Your Means of Extinction: Dueling Disaster-Filled Trailers
Oh no! A massive, planet-wide catastrophic event has crippled society. And, look, over there, here comes another massive, planet-wide catastrophic event!
When Celebrities Rap, We Lose
Bill Cosby is making a hip-hop album. That was the seemingly insane story months ago and I recall it being mentioned here with some amusement.
The A-Team Movie: Oh Yeah, I'm Excited.
The A-Team was my favorite prime time show growing up. More action packed than "Knight Rider", less lame super-copter based than "Air-Wolf" and, unfortunately,...
Gilligan's Island and Weed - Part 2

Why did those seven castaways spend 15 years on that uncharted desert isle? Maybe they were too stoned to give...
Aging Action Movie Characters: How They Rank
The release of the Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull trailer this week was...
Arrested Development: The Movie!
Yes, it's not just wishful thinking. According to this recent and widely reported article,...
Meet The Douchebags
Ok, you see this? This is Meet The Spartans.
This needs to stop. Like, right fucking...
Tom Cruise, Scientology and Me
"What do you want to get out of Scientology?"
That's what the guy sitting across the chintzy Formica table from me wanted to know.
Ummm
Seven...
Always Bet On Black... Always Pay Your Taxes. Or Not
Who likes paying taxes? Not me. I bet you don't as well. But what do we do about it? Not a thing. Unless you count whining as "doing something." You do?
Of Course Will Smith Doesnt 'Love' Hitler

Will Smith, America's next top Scientologist, is in the news because of some...
SuicideGirls' Top Ten Films of 2007

SuicideGirls' Top Ten Films of 2007
By Ryan Stewart
It was a crowded, cut-throat year in which...
Jamie-Lynn Spears is Pregnant, Y'all

Just about six short weeks ago Newsweek online profiled...
Small Time Anchor, Big Time Problems

Usually when I do one of these bash-a-celeb pieces (Or pseudo-celeb... celeb-ish? Let's just say an aspiring celeb-adjacent),...
"The Machine Girl" Trailer, Better Than Sunshine and Rainbows

I am sad. As documented by this very site, I've been blown away...
Katherine Heigl, You Had Me at 'Sexist'...

In this month's Vanity Fair actress Katherine Heigl admits that even though she starred in the movie Knocked...
Jesus Came Before "Before Christ" Says Biblical Scholar Sherri Shepherd

Most of you probably think that "The View" is unwatchable and its very existence inconsequential but I disagree (at...
David Blaine's Latest... Trick? Stunt? Uh, Thing That Happens to Him.

It's not often that a magician's trick actually creates the opposite effect on the observing audience. I mean, when...
Sweeney Todd Party and VIP Screening

It's fair to assume that most of you, like me, plan on seeing Sweeney Todd...
Fun Children's Film Makes a Grave Miscalculation

I'm sure it's no surprise to those of you familar with mainstream movies to hear that most of them have been focus-grouped...
Tom Cruise Scientifically Proven Heterosexual

I just want to remind you, dear reader, that you are in the "Celeb" section of the newswire and what you're about...
CSI:NY "Eyecons" Delivers SG Behind the Scenes

Back in October 2006, the Suicide Girls made their CBS debut when they strutted their stuff on camera and took over...
New "Wire" Promo Funnier Than Entire Run of "Two and a Half Men"

The title says it all. This promo for "The Wire" Season 5, is funnier than ninety percent of the "comedy" on TV.
It's...



