Porn on Wheels
And you thought people driving while on mobile phones was bad. A New York man is charged with public display of offensive material, driving with a suspended...
Warren Ellis on Ultimate Fantastic Four
Writer Warren Ellis (Transmetropolitan, Global Frequency) will return to Marvel this June when he takes over Ultimate Fantastic Four. Pulled from Warren...
Skiing Nuns
Yep. Skiing Nuns.
SCO Offers Linux Licenses Online; Anti-Christ Appears on Earth
For $700 per server, or $200 per desktop, Linux users can now feel safe knowing that they havent savagely beaten SCO and stolen their lunch money. "The...
Just Say No to Denglish
Denglish is a wacky wild combo of German and English. Problem is, a heck of a lot of people in Germany don't speak English - the result is ads written...
94% of Americans Opposed Interracial Marriage in 1958 Gallup Poll
While half of America decries "activist" judges and "renegade" mayors, the other half have been reminiscing about the last marriage...
North Korea Offers Halt on Nukes - Again
In what may be a diplomatic breakthrough between China and North Korea, the BBC reports that North Korea has made an offer to halt production of plutonium...
You Gives Us The Money, You Keeps Yer Kneecaps
A traditional scam with a not-so-traditional twist: Hackers are targeting online bookies in blackmail schemes; requesting payment or risk their site...
iPod Mini Takes it All Off
Apple released it's iPod Mini to retail outlets on Friday, after announcing they have shipped 100,000 pre-orders of the tiny music player. Whether...
"We Don't Support That"
I would direct your attention to this article on Salon.com, from someone freed from the hell of doing tech support for an outsourcing company. As someone...
The Long Lost Text Adventure
You are in a room. In the corner sits a desk, littered with Mountain Dew cans. There is a computer here. Obvious exits: None >Use computer You see an...
The Dissociatives
Silverchair frontman Daniel Johns, and DJ Paul Mac, are hard at work with their new project, The Dissociatives. The duo see the band as "more than...
Iran Conservatives "Win" Parliamentary Elections
Associated Press reports that conservative candidates have claimed 149 of 290 parliamentary seats in Iran's most recent elections, giving them a majority...
Halliburton Claims "We Don't Use Political Influence"
The New York Times reports that a bizarre series of commercials by the government contract supported company Halliburton make the claim that the company...
Stern now for anyone but Bush
Jeff Jarvis points out that while Howard Stern has been a very vocal Bush supporter since 9-11 he's become more and more put off by W and is now full...
Writing the Things We Say
An article in the Guardian has posed some insights into the written and spoken parts of how we present ourselves. The article attempts to examine how we...
Save Angel!
Religious fans of the soon-to-be- cancelled WB series, Angel, have started a petition in hopes of saving the show. Click here to sign the petition. Fans...
Monty Python On Broadway?
John Cleese tells Page Six today that there will be a Broadway version of the Holy Grail coming soon. Original cast not included. "[Cleese] did mention...
Mickey's Taliban Adventures
Scottish art student, Alan Bennie, is underfire for his depiction of Mickey Mouse flying a plane into the World Trade Center. The work, made of stuffed...
It's Becoming Harder to Tell the Difference Between Humans, Computers
BBC's online news section features an interesting article about the smartest artificial intelligence around, that probably isn't being used for...
Leaked Pentagon Report Points to Environmental Catastrophe
Ronald Reagan once said that this generation would be the generation that would witness the end of the world. Reagan was referring to a nuclear arms race...
Face Time
A guy I was going to be doing some work with told me the other day that he needed some "Face Time" with me. Now, for the right number of zeros...
Labyrinth - Bowie + Gaiman = Mirrormask
While wracking my brains on stories to get that new geek editor position an old memory surfaced of the only thing I'm looking forward to seeing in...
Win a chance to bowl with The Sounds, Kill Hannah and Ima Robot!!!
St. Louis premier indie music retailer, Vintage Vinyl, will be sponsoring a party of epic proportions when The Sounds roll into town with Kill Hannah...
San Francisco Confronts Gay Marriage Ban
The San Francisco Chronicle reported today that the California Republican party plans to make the recent San Francisco policy of granting marriage licenses...
Cthulhu calls
Bethesda Software, the makers of the best selling game Morrowind are busy trying to bring our dear friend Cthulhu to our PCs and X-boxes. Based on...
ex boy
So, recently, this guy kind of fucked me over and basically ripped my heart out of my throat. In other words, he fucked my friend and now wants to be with...
Four 8-Megapixel Cameras Reviewed
Canon, Minolta, Nikon, and Olympus new high-resolution 8-megapixel cameras are reviewed in the March 2004 issue of PC World. Theyre expected to ship...
Nora Seeking 2nd Guitarist. It Could Be YOU!
You know how you've always wanted to make it big playing guitar in a band? You've heard about all the sex, drugs & rock n' roll and...
Rumsfeld: al-Qaeda Trying to Incite Iraq Civil War
Associated Press reports that Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld was quoted as saying, on an unannounced trip to the Persian Gulf, that "[Al-Qaeda]...
Dating Tips
I'm seeing a girl now that I really like. We go out pretty frequently (dinner, movie, shows, those sorts of things). However, I don't want her...
Linux Vendors Nix Security Holes in Days
Two memory-related vulnerabilities in the Linux kernel have been reported and fixed in mere days by major Linux vendors such as Red Hat, SuSE, and Debian.
Maggots Return to British Medical World
A short piece from Wired News: Would you allow maggots to eat off your decaying flesh, hmm?
Business Women 0wnZ in Russia
Reuters is reporting that women are included in the senior management of nearly 90 percent of Russian companies, the highest rate among major countries.
Schwarzenegger for President?
Last night the wife and I were watching something at a friends house about Schwarzenegger's life. Acting then politics, etc. Some guy at the end said...
Fight Your Parking Ticket
BookOfJoe tips us off to ParkingTicket.com - a site that will help you fight your parking ticket (online no less), and is free of charge unless you'r...
Monkey Terrorizes New Delhi
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! MMMONKEY!!!!
Family Guy Feed
The Family Guy Files.com is now offering an RSS Feed on all The Family Guy news and updates. Click here to get hooked up. The Family Guy RSS Feed [The...
Hellboy Featurette Online
The Moviebox.net has posted a new 10-minute Hellboy featurette, divided in five parts, that is slated to be included on the upcoming Best Buy promo DVD...
American Online Idol
It looks like American Idol reject William Hung is hanging on to fame. Since getting the hook by judges for his horrendous rendition of Ricky Martin's...




