What The Hell Are You Eating???

Title: What The Hell Are You Eating??
Corny Title: Q: Why Did The Chicken Nugget Have Ears? A: Because It Was Made Of Corn!


by Lee Camp



Okay, I know it's not polite to comment on someone's diet, but you and I need to talk. ...You're eating too much corn. Really, you have to chill out on the corn. Breakfast, lunch, AND dinner? What are you nuts?! And I know what you're thinking - "I don't eat that much corn." But you've forgotten about one thing - the fact that you're wrong. Watch the video.



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