SuicideGirls Take Over TV Tubes

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As if we didn't know already, E! Entertainment recently named working for SuicideGirls one of the 12 sexiest jobs in Hollywood...number 3 to be exact! Camera crews followed Missy into the office and on two photoshoots with models Mitsuko and Zoli. In case you missed the juicy footage, E! Entertainment's "12 Sexiest Hollywood Jobs" is scheduled to air again (unless there is round-the-clock-coverage of OJ in jail):

Friday, Sep 21, 6:00p
Saturday, Sep 22, 9:00p
Friday, Sep 28, 9:00p
Saturday, Oct 6, 7:00a


Believe it or not, there's actually an ugly side to Hollywood. In fact, there are tons of shitty jobs here in Los Angeles. Here are the 6 least sexy jobs in show business:

6) All night car wash attendant. Los Angeles is the tranny hooker capital of the english-speaking world. Necessitating it also have the most 24 hour self serve car washes.
5) Pool cleaner, Standard Hotel (downtown). First you skim the dead bugs and cum, then you make sure to add 2 gallons of chlorine and 2 gallons of Valtrex.
4) Isaiah Washington apologizer.
3) Working anywhere withing screaming distance of David O. Russell.
2) Johnny Mountain Ranger. (Don't ask...you do not want to know)
1) Rosie O'Donnell's wardrobe dresser. Nobody lasts long in this position. It actually causes both blindness and sterility.
If you need to make a boner within 24 hours of watching this video you are shit out of fucking luck.

After watching that clip do your eyes need something to wash their mouths out? Try Californication.

As you may recall there has been quite a bit of exposure for the SuicideGirls on TV recently. Californication has been a lot of fun so far and Rachel Miner has been terrific as DaniCA Suicide. Good news just broke about the show too: it's getting a second season beginning in the summer of 2008. If you haven't seen the show yet, here's a look at what you've been missing courtesy of Missy's set of DaniCa:
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While we're on the subject of SG's on TV: tell Tivo to go get you the episode of CSI NY that starred a bunch of SG's. It had the best ending of that show ever:


Not to mention jeremyscareme's upcoming horror remake: The Wizard of Gore. Here's a taste:


You can watch the full episode G4's Icons on the SuicideGirls right here on SG's video player.

The Cooler King and Gerry D enjoyed coming up with the least sexy jobs in Hollywood.

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