Cindy Sheehan is the New Jason Voorhees

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Cindy Sheehan will not go away. Just when you think she has disappeared into the night, back she comes, more terrifying than ever. In May, Sheehan "retired," from her "job." She put “Camp Casey” up for sale, said goodbye to her uterus and returned home.
I am going to take whatever I have left and go home. I am going to go home and be a mother to my surviving children and try to regain some of what I have lost. I will try to maintain and nurture some very positive relationships that I have found in the journey that I was forced into when Casey died and try to repair some of the ones that have fallen apart since I began this single-minded crusade to try and change a paradigm that is now, I am afraid, carved in immovable, unbendable and rigidly mendacious marble.

Americans breathed a sigh of relief. So did everyone on Earth. As well as horses. And birds and small rodents, dogs, gorillas, cats, clams, orchids, vampires, sand, robots, Volkswagons, copper wiring, shoes, mint, pants, wood, trains, rocks, fire, soccer balls, lint, rats, tobacco, ash, paint, light, bricks, bottles, shirts, winter, oxen, shoelaces, orbs, chains, water, dust, mist, gas, hobos, radar, hoses, keys, books, flies, glass, poop, hair, tequila, cacti, graffiti, mussels, oracles, unicorns, statues, windows, and every other object and creature on Earth.

But like Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers, she will not go away. Now she is back and threatening to take on Nancy Pelosi in the 2008 Congressional elections.
Antiwar activist Cindy Sheehan said Sunday that she plans to run against House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) unless Pelosi introduces articles of impeachment against President Bush in the next two weeks.

Sheehan's deadline, July 23, is the same day she and her supporters are to arrive in Washington after a 13-day caravan and walking tour departing from the group's war protest site near Bush's Crawford ranch.

When a lot of people retire, they take up golf or get a hobby. But Cindy started a caravan! Hey, nutjob, I thought you were going home to take care of your surviving children? Turns out you had enough time to whip up a caravan, eh? Super. Sorry I couldn’t hitch my wagon to that. And I'm sure Pelosi is quaking in her boots about your "deadline."

Cindy the freak says she will run as an independent because Democrats and Americans feel betrayed by the Democratic leadership.” Uh, I feel disappointed, but certainly not enough to elect you. I actually might vote for Bush over you. That is how I feel about people who bury their uterus in Texas.

God, please stop.

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