Happy Birthday, Osama!

Today is Osama bin Laden’s birthday! Still in charge of al-Qaeda, still living up in the mountains somewhere and still plotting the destruction of America. His peeps showed him mad props on this glorious day.

All over the internet his radical followers dished out the love. Celebrations included a posted poem expressing dedication to Osama and a montage of the September 11 attacks called the "Manhattan invasion." Abu Yacoub, posted a picture on a popular al-Qaeda website that showed bin Laden sporting a helmet, a military uniform and carrying a two way radio.

"Osama bin Laden turns 50. God protect our leader, our Sheik Osama bin Laden. God reward him for his words and actions.”

Unfortunately, like Jesus, nobody actually knows when bin Laden was born. Some think it was March 10, 1957, others believe it was July 30, 1957. I would recommend his followers break off into different camps and fight to the death to determine the exact day. Just a suggestion.

Who knows how Osama his enjoying his birthday? Maybe watching Sixteen Candles or going on a hike with his bros or tossing a frisbee with his dog, Jeff. Either way, we are pretty sure he is holed up in the mountains of Pakistan where he enjoys great popularity and, according to defense experts, al-Qaeda is growing stronger.

Don’t party too much, Obama, or Osama, or whatever your name is.

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