Nobel Fucking Peace Prize Nomi-fucking-nation, Bitch

Two Norwegians nominated Al Gore for the Nobel Peace Prize for his work to put the threat of climate change on the US agenda. Conservative Børge Brende and Socialist Heidi Sørensen nominated Gore along with Canadian environmentalist Sheila Watt-Cloutier.

"Al Gore has done a very important job as former US VP and has created so much pressure in the USA that for the first time President Bush must now say that climate change is a problem. No other single person in the last year has done so much to put the threat of climate change on the agenda, and contributed to lasting changes in international policy," Børge Brende said.

Of course the right wing lost their shit when they heard about the nomination. Instead of sitting back and taking it, they came out swinging. Mark Levin, a conservative radio host and incredible douchebag has announced that his Landmark Legal Foundation has nominated Rush Limbaugh for the Nobel Peace Prize. Limbaugh is coincidentally also a member of the board of advisors at Landmark.

Limbaugh…was nominated for the prestigious award for his "nearly two decade of tireless efforts to promote liberty, equality and opportunity for al humankind, regardless of race, creed, economic stratum or national origin. These are the only real cornerstones of just and lasting peace throughout the world," said Landmark President Mark R. Levin.

Yeah! Fuck you, Al Gore. The best Nobel Peace Nominations come from a place of pure hatred and are done simply for revenge. And anyone can do it! Unless of course, there are some rules or something...

Nomination to the Nobel Peace Prize is by invitation only. The Nobel Committee sends confidential forms to persons who are competent and qualified to nominate. The names of the nominees and other information about the nominations cannot be revealed until 50 years later.

And they have this weird list of qualifications. Whatever. I. FearTheReaper, am nominating, India, for being fucking hot. And my cat, Dr. Greenjeans, for not shitting in the corner.

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