American vs Iraq: The Thanksgiving Day Parades

Iraq attempted to show us up with their own version of a Thanksgiving Day parade, but theirs sucked. In New York we once again showed the world how it was done.

In America Pokémon flew down the street over the heads of dazzled children.
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While in Iraq, one of their floats blew up in Sadr City, killing 160 people. That is not a good parade.
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In New York the monopoly guy soared down the street and delighted thousands, nay, millions.
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In Iraq this singer guy performed while some random dude clung to him. The singer doesn’t even look like he is having a good time. How about a little showmanship?
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And Charlie Brown was there! Weeee! Charlie!
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I don’t even know what this is supposed to be. Shitty float.
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The Iraqis really need to take a look at their parade chairman because this is a total failure. I don’t think anyone died at the New York parade, while 160 perished in Baghdad and 257 were wounded.

Way to go New York! Happy Thankgiving!

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