You Don't Like Indie Rock, You're Just High All the Time.

Do you like the Pixies? Nope. You don't, you're just high.
Do you like Tom Waits? Errr. You don't, you just smoke too much.
What about Pavement? 0 for 4.

No 3. I meant 3. Shit. Get off my case.

Anyway, don't feel bad, that's the pot talking, not you. According to a recent study conducted by people who know, the only reason you like indie rock is because you smoke pot. Or is it the only only reason you smoke pot is because of indie rock? Shit, I can't remember.

The Public Service Announcement where these realities are brought to light is brought to you by Office of National Drug Control Policy and the Partnership for a Drug-Free America to push their online support group for kids not invited to the cool parties: Abovetheinfluence.com.

Here is a transcript of the PSA which you can listen to here:

FEMALE VOICE: (Computer voice) Being popular was all I could think about last year. I wanted to, like, be cool with everybody. I listened to music that I didn't like and laughed at stuff that wasn't funny. I programmed myself to be a totally different person to everyone.

Computer voice starts to change into a real human voice.

FEMALE VOICE: But I wasn't myself. Now I'm not pretending to like indie rock or anything like that. And people think that's cool.

MALE VOICE: Live above the influence. Above weed. Check out abovetheinfluence.com. Sponsored by the ONDCP and the Partnership For A Drug-FreeAmerica.

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