Cindy Sheehan Crams Her Uterus Into Sweet Texas Dirt

In an attempt to win the creepiest person in the world award, Cindy Sheehan was recorded at a book signing in Palo Alto, California saying that she buried her uterus in Crawford, Texas. Pardon me while I wipe the vomit off my shit. Cindy explained her brave act to some poor bastard, who recorded it and has posted it on Hot Air.

Over the summer I had a hysterectomy, and um, I got my “parts” back. I thought I could just [inaudible] on eBay, you know, “[inaudible] Cindy Sheehan’s uterus.” And so I planted it in the garden where the bush, it’s a pretty bush… It’s so funny ’cause me and my children, we’ll always be a part of, of Crawford, Texas. Long after people forgot the horror of the Bush regime, long after, you know, we’re forgotten. We’ll always, our DNA will always be in the land…”

Thank you, you horrible fucking monster. The reason there is not a uterus graveyard in every city is because we don’t bury them. Hospitals take care of that little problem. You don’t have to handle it yourself.

Hopefully Miss Body Organ Burier will be arrested because it is illegal in Texas to put your uterus in a hole in the ground where any motivated possum or raccoon can dig it up and have a feast. Can someone please stop the hippies?

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