Madonna Not Adopting African Baby, but Is Brainwashing Thousands

Early word that Madonna was following Angelina Jolie’s example and adopting a baby from the African continent are false, according to her spokeswoman. (And they never lie.)

The singer, 48, who is visiting the southern African nation of Malawi, was rumored to be adopting a one-year-old boy. Alas, that story appears to be hooey.

"I can confirm Madonna is in Malawi on a private visit," the singer's publicist, Liz Rosenberg, tells PEOPLE. "She is building an orphanage and child care center and is involved in other initiatives geared toward helping children orphaned by AIDS through the Raising Malawi organization. She has not adopted a baby, despite reports that she has."

However, Madonna has pledged to spend at least $3 million to support Malawian orphans, including building the above-mentioned orphanage and center.

Along the way, she is creating the next generation of Kabbalah followers. Kids at the center will follow a curriculum based on the spiritual movement.

Why do I think Tom Cruise is taking notes?

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Madonna and family. There's a husband around somewhere.

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