Survivor Abandons Segregation

What is the world coming to when CBS won't even stick to its racist guns?

When Survivor producers announced they would be dividing the contestants into teams by race, everyone imagined the worst...


(Survivor parody on Mad TV)

But now, unable to follow through with the brilliant plan after a number of advertisers pulled their commercials, CBS has abandoned the segregated groups in favor of two multi-racial teams. This change came as a shock to the curious people still watching last night after two excrutiating episodes, yet no explanation was given for the move.

"We're back to America. We're a melting pot," said Parvati, a boxer on the new Raro tribe. "I love it."

Yeah, Parvati. Whatever brings in the ad revenue.

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