Modern Drugs Lack Oomph, Says Keith Richards

The always-uncensored Keith Richards is coming clean about, well, coming clean.

Richards recently said he's given up drugs, not because he’s seen the error of his ways, but because modern drugs are just too weak for him.

The Rolling Stones guitarist complained dealers and chemists have reduced the power of his favourite narcotics. And he doesn’t like modern drugs like ecstasy because they "mess with the brain."

Former heroin addict Keith, 62, moaned: "I really think the quality’s gone down. All they do is try and take the high out of everything."
Yeah, that’s a bummer. Richards also said he prefers not to mess with his brain anymore.

"I don’t like the way they [drugs] are working on the brain area instead of just through the blood system. That’s why I don’t take any of them any more.

"And you’re talking to a person who knows his drugs."
True words, my friend.

Richards’ newfound clarity undoubtedly came in handy while filming his role as Johnny Depp/Jack Sparrow’s father in the third Pirates of the Caribbean film.

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Strangely, nobody around him can tell the difference.

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