Stephen Hawking is Looking for a Graduate Assistant

Stephen Hawking, the legendary author of A Brief History of Time is looking for a graduate assistant, according to the Guardian UK:"If you were accepted for the post you would be responsible for maintaining and improving this computer system as well as other pieces of support equipment," says a job advertisement on the university's website.

"You would help him to prepare and deliver seminars and public lectures and assist with scientific papers. You would also accompany Prof Hawking on his many travels and assist other members of the group.

"Flexibility, stamina and a confident and caring personality, together with a valid driving licence, are essential for this demanding job."You also have to be able to walk into work every day without saying, "Dude! You're Stephen Fucking Hawking!!" or attempting to talk like that cool voice box speech thing he uses, which automatically disqualifies about 70% of possible applicants.

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