Indiana Jones Hates on the Chinese

Newly released trailer from game developer and publisher LucasArts, reveals that everyone’s favorite archaeologist (because there are so many to choose from) is in fact a terrible and violent racist. View, if you dare, his viciously and eerily lifelike new fighting techniques powered by the groundbreaking euphoria technology from NaturalMotion Ltd. I apologize in advance for the interminable amount of German narration throughout this shocking video.





Imagine a swaying rope bridge. With euphoria in action, characters visibly attempt to balance themselves, their feet stumbling, their arms flailing, and their hands reaching for security as the unpredictable movements of the bridge threaten to send them plummeting to their doom. Perhaps they all survive. Perhaps they all fall. The use of euphoria means the action isn't scripted - it's simulated - so you'll never be able to predict exactly what will happen, no matter how many times you've experienced a certain scenario.


I was able to finesse my way into LucasArts’ closed door event at E3 this year and when not openly mocking the horde of grown men stealing Stormtrooper Lego pieces from the complimentary fun bin, I could be found staring in awe at the Indy presentation. The idea of playing through the same levels repeatedly should no longer give players that feeling of repetitive dread as each and every fight could possibly result in drastically diverse exchanges. Lucky for us, LucasArts “The company that killed Sam & Max II” is going to be employing the use this unrivaled technology in a host of it’s future games for 2007.


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