The Lord Jesus Christ Wins A Round

Jesus had to use an obscure election rule to remove a homosexual woman from running as the Democrat candidate for the Alabama Legislature. The Lord is against all homosexual behavior but in the Bible he singled out gays and public service when he said. “Holding office is fucking worse than any of the other shit they do.” On Thursday a Democratic Party committee disqualified Patricia Todd, a LESBIAN, for not filing a financial disclosure form. No candidate in Alabama has obeyed the rule since 1988.

Todd had defeated another woman by 59 votes in the primary runoff and was supposed to be the Democratic candidate. There is no Republican candidate, so Todd would have run unopposed and easily been elected as Alabama’s first openly gay representative. But she forgot about her biggest opponent: The Lord Jesus Christ. The Democratic Committee will now select a not-gay nominee for the Birmingham seat.

Gays have brought up the absurd notion that the committee now should have to disqualify many other candidates. But no other candidates are gay and the results of other races have already been certified. Todd’s attorney said she filed her form on July 17th, a day before the runoff. Unfortunately for the gay agenda, filings must be completed five days before the election. The Godless chamber of the Alabama Supreme Court has previously ruled that candidates can’t be disqualified if they file before the election, so Jesus may have more work ahead of him.

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