Do Not Attempt to Interrupt Eminem's Potty Time

Should you ever find yourself pissing next to Eminem, do not, no matter what, initiate conversation with the rapper, or you might find yourself the recipient of a knuckle sandwich. A Detroit man found himself in this situation this week in an 8 Mile Road strip club.

Miad J. stood at a urinal at Cheetah’s, a strip club, early Thursday when Marshall Mathers and his bodyguard entered the restroom. While Marshall whizzed, another fan entered the restroom and attempted to speak to the rapper. After the bodyguard told the fan to shut his trap, Miad J suggested they go a little easy on the fan. Mathers responded by knocking Miad J the fuck out.
"Eminem got done and boom," Miad recounts. "He started swinging."

"I wasn’t even expecting it," Miad said Thursday. "I was just minding my own business, taking a leak."
After the attack, Mathers promptly left the club, while Cheetah’s management threw his entourage out on its ass.

While Mathers' camp declined to respond to the allegations, a Detroit police rep stated he would like to hear Mathers' side of the story. Meanwhile, Miad J. should probably just stay at home for awhile.

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