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How Can I Get My Goose Loose?

Submitted by RANDOM FUCKBAG

Edited by Al

It is really awkward most of the time when I have intercourse because I am fairly sure that I have small girly-bits or something. It is sad that I actually wish my current boyfriend had a smaller penis, because it is a rather tight fit. Is there something that I could maybe do to safely enlarge my vaginal aperture, so that sexual congress can be a more pleasurable experience in the future?

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Lotus

Lotus

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

OCT 04, 2004 01:39 PM

have more sex. Or have a baby? Haha.
The skin there is very elesticy, even if you do manage to get something huge in there (or out, in the case of childbirth), the area will go back to the was it was (moslty, I think).
I'm sure your man love it that you're tight. Lube it up and you shouldn't be that uncomfortable.
kiss

JaiDee

JaiDee

SUICIDEGIRL

New York, USA

OCT 04, 2004 03:04 PM

you could let me fist you.










WITH MY HEAD!

love

Cherry

Cherry

SUICIDEGIRL

British Columbia, Canada

OCT 04, 2004 03:07 PM

Make sure you're totally relaxed, if you're worrying about being too tight you're going to be too tight. Use a special vaginal lubricant. KY is ok, but very sticky and not very natural feeling. But there are lubes out there that mimic vaginal wetness.

Don't be embarassed about having to use lube, you'd be amazed at how many women do. And maybe after a while you'll get more relaxed and comfortable and you won't need it any more.

Cherry xoxoxo

Vanessa

Vanessa

SUICIDEGIRL

USA

OCT 04, 2004 06:55 PM

I actually have that problem too. I'm the lube master.
That picture up there atop the column rules, by the way.

[Edited on Oct 04, 2004 by Vanessa]

Olivia

Olivia

Emeryville, CA
May 2002

OCT 04, 2004 07:04 PM

Now, i want you to practice this exercise twice a day for at least 10 minutes. Put one finger in, and stir it around, and around, and around, and around! And then another finger, stir it around, and around, and around. And then another, and another, you get the picture, right?

And then when you run out of fingers, move on to vegetables. The appropriate size and shape of course! In no time at all, we'll have you up to a summer squash!

-- Advice from Dr. Octagon for constricted vehicular canals.

Ayres

Ayres

SUICIDEGIRL

Argentina

OCT 07, 2004 12:46 PM

As the girls sayed, use some lub, and please never ever wish a small penis!

Nic

Nic

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

OCT 08, 2004 07:16 AM

Use lots of lube nd get your man to take it slowly. Also, the position you're doing it in also determines how tight you feel. In my experience, sex in the spoons position makes it feel really tight, whereas missionary doesn't.

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