You should stick the rocket launcher up your ass, and lite it.
Have a nice holiday in cambodia...

Right...um...I'm at a loss...why the hell is this here?

What The shit....who have you been talking to?

My friends and I were just discussing this last week.




Once I saw a guy punch a peacock.

The more I look at this question, the more I think maybe it's something they actually say there. Like the Cambodian equivallent of saying "When pigs fly". You know, since they're so poor, no one will ever have enough money to do it.

"Yeah, and for $200 I could blow up a cow with a rocket launcher!"

"Haha, oh Ponlok, you always say such things!"

"Well Sangha, everyone knows the only person who can do any of that is The Great Champei, who owns all the cows, rocket launchers and money in all of Cambodia!"

So I guess if you're going to see Champei, go for it. Sounds like fun to me.

Ok, so I’m not a vegetarian, but senseless killing is well, senseless. So if you want a little bang for your buck how about you get yourself some Tannerite
http://tannerite.com/ pack it with some old phone books and spoiled vegetables around it and have a blast. Literally.

I have video someplace of myself with a hot pink M-16 blowing up a Tannerite target and some phone books. I’ll post a link if I can remember which machine/drive it is on. It is very rewarding; it kills nothing, makes a very impressive bang, is WAY less than $200, is Legal and will send a rain of phone book pages 50+ feet into the air.

Go expand your mind culturally in Cambodia, and your order of Tannerite should be at your door via UPS by the time you get back. Then take a high powered rifle and some friends out to the range and enjoy the BOOM!

There problem solved!

how about instead of spending $200 to kill a cow with a rocket launcher, you dontate it to PETA.

yeah, this is retarded. There is nothing you could do to make up for it...

oh wait, i know,

Don't procreate.

I love you, Al and Gadget.

And dude, don't do it. If it turns out heaven is real, or karma is real, you're going to be screwed. It's a terrible thing to take a life for no reason (unless it's a spider)

How about shooting it at a spider? A big spider?

[Edited on Sep 10, 2004 by Morgan]

ok, as wicked as blowing things up with a rocket launcher is, i say just get a pile of watermelons and shoot that instead.
there is NO way you could eat a cow after shooting it with a rocket launcher, so why do it? That's just a total waste. You couldn't even use the hide. I say, see if you can shoot a pile of something else, then slaughter the cow yourself and either eat the meat, or GIVE it to the cambodians and give the hide away as well. waste not want not.
i mean, you know that cow would get blown up by some other moron anyway, so might as well put it to good use.

For $200 dollars you could jump from a cliff into a valley filled with custard. Not only would you be original but you could drown in it afterward.

Seriously, in truth I'm not quite so certain that this isn't a bad idea. If you're dumb enough to pay $200 for the privelege then a cow (which, lets face it, is going to get slaughtered anyway) would almost be honoured.

...just...you know...clear your shit up afterwards. Take home a hoof as trophy. Apologise to the cow and possibly god. That stuff.

Gadget, I love you, let me have your babies...

...and there was me thinking that people only went on holiday to Cambodia to fuck little kids. How ignorant of me!

it makes me sad that people would consider it.