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Why do I care so much about my stuffed animals?

WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 18 2004 6:44 PM

Submitted by Maxx. Edited By Erin.

I'm doing my spring cleaning as I do every winter. And as always I realize that I own way too much stuff. So I begin purging. Magazines to the recycling. Clothes to Good Will. CDs to Amoeba.

Then it comes to my stuffed animals. I have like seven shelves of these little guys. And year after year, I fail to get rid of a single one. Probably because I named them...or something...

I know this level of personification is rather childish. Should I just give them to the salvation army and give up entirely on my last lingering youthful innocence or what's the process of finding stuffed animals a good home or should I just quit complaining and buy more shelves?

Thanks for the advice and for getting naked on the internet,
----Random Fuckbag in LA

 
Gwendolyn

Gwendolyn

SUICIDEGIRL

Indiana, USA

FEB 18, 2004 06:59 PM

My advice is to cherish them forever.

I only say this because I was obsessed with stuffed animals as a child, and I could never give any of mine away, either. Though most of them are in storage in the basement... I can't get rid of them. And we're talking hundreds of stuffed animals here.

surreal

Lacey

Lacey

SUICIDEGIRL

Colorado, USA

FEB 18, 2004 07:12 PM

get some of those adorable stuffed animal hammocks and hang them in the corners of all of your rooms. they're adorable and non-threatening. and cheaper than shelves.

cheers,
Lacey

Erin

Erin

SUICIDEGIRL

Oregon, USA

FEB 18, 2004 07:15 PM

I love in TV shows when someone dies and the family cleans out the room, has a yard sale and buys a home gym. (usually the dead person is a ghost watching from across the street or something though)

Get on with it. Take down the shelves and paint a mural, then whitewash it and paint another one. You don't have to keep or remember everything. Don't be one of those people that buys into the sentimental bullshit. Do you see yourself having these objects for the rest of your life? If not, give them away. Box them up and put them in storage until you don't think about them anymore, then have them hauled off to the Salvation Army for all the little children to spit-up on. It will be fun, you'll see! kiss

Twwly

Twwly

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

FEB 18, 2004 08:18 PM

Keep, I don't know....two or three maybe, if you must?

I have a very small stuffed dog that was in the incubator with me. It's yellow. It's really ugly and really old. I will let my children deal with it when I die.

Drop 'em off at a Childrens Aid location, or something. They'd be put to better use.

Chelsea

Chelsea

SUICIDEGIRL

Oklahoma, USA

FEB 18, 2004 08:25 PM

I was very attached to mine, then my cousin had three little girls, not at the same time. So it was really easy for me to give the animals I really liked to kids I knew. I really enjoy the fact that I can still see them and they are getting use and could become special to them. wink

JaiDee

JaiDee

SUICIDEGIRL

New York, USA

FEB 18, 2004 10:37 PM

i still sleep with the same stuffed cat that i did when i was 6. it's a security. the only one thing that has always made me feel better and safe... ya know.. from the boogy man. it's saved me many of times from being lonely and scared and i dont' think i'll ever throw it away. or stop sleeping with it until i settle down and sleep with my boyfriend int he same bed everynight. i need security at night to feel like i can go to sleep peacefully. this is it.

don't do it.

Lotus

Lotus

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

FEB 18, 2004 11:07 PM

I say get rid of most of them, 7 shelves full!?! Dude that's more than a 7 year old girl! What do people you bring home say? Seriously? "Oh... how cute! Now sex me up!" I don't think so. Stop freaking people out man, donate them.

Louise

Louise

SUICIDEGIRL

Oregon, USA

FEB 19, 2004 02:06 AM

sew them all together to make a huge stuffed animal monster.

then it will be "art."

then you will be grown up.

Voltaire

Voltaire

SUICIDEGIRL

Greenland

FEB 19, 2004 03:06 AM

simmer down, maxx........

[Edited on Feb 20, 2004 by Voltaire]

Wren

Wren

SUICIDEGIRL

Minnesota, USA

FEB 19, 2004 03:08 AM

When I was a kid, I had HUNDREDS of the damned things. Right now there are a couple in my apartment - the one I have had since I was a baby, which I slept with every night up until a few days ago (I got a replacement, since the head on the old one is starting to get a bit loose). At my parents' house there is still a giant rubbermaid container full of stuffies. I'm not sure what I think I'm going to do with them, but eventually I'll dig through it and figure out with ones I want to keep for posterity, and which ones are going in the yard sale.

Once I get married, I will have a husband to sleep with, so I won't need a little stuffed thingie to snuggle.

I will probably only keep a few.....so I think that would be okay. Give the rest to your younger relatives, or garage-sale them. All of mine have names, too. Hee hee. I am a nerd.

Nic

Nic

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

FEB 19, 2004 08:23 AM

Despite being 22 years old and living with my boyfriend, I still cuddle up with my teddy bear every night. He looks awful and smells funny but I love him to bits and nearly had a mental break down when I thought I'd lost him.

Keep the ones that have some sort of special meaning to you, and donate the others to a local charity or the children's ward of your hospital.

Don't ever completely sell out your childhood memories, because then eventually you'll forget what it's like to be young.

RoseMarie

RoseMarie

SUICIDEGIRL

French Polynesia

FEB 19, 2004 11:36 PM

Keep the one that you love best and donate the rest to a homeless or a battered women's shelter.

You would be doing a good thing for yourself and for the recipient ooo aaa

BetsyJane

BetsyJane

SUICIDEGIRL

New York, USA

FEB 19, 2004 11:45 PM

Don't get rid of them! Keep them all. Stuffed animals are great! Unless you happen to have a poor friend whose kids might like them and you could have visitation rights there is no reason why you should have to part with them.

Holly

Holly

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

FEB 20, 2004 06:37 PM

i would never fuck a guy with stuffed animals all over his room...all those eyes.....geez get rid of them.......maybe put a small box of them away if you really want to...sorry i am cruel.....but 7 shelves is a bit much.

RoseMarie

RoseMarie

SUICIDEGIRL

French Polynesia

FEB 25, 2004 09:58 PM

Holly said:
i would never fuck a guy with stuffed animals all over his room...all those eyes.....geez get rid of them.......maybe put a small box of them away if you really want to...sorry i am cruel.....but 7 shelves is a bit much.



This is funny. I would have to agree. When I said keep one, I didn't mean on your bed or on a shelf in your bedroom. I meant more like in a box in the garage.

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