Yeah dude, in your present state the only girls that are gonna date you will be desperate skanks. You need to take positive action to make yourself feel better, and then I'm sure you'll find that women are more interested.

Lose weight, crop your hair, and stop calling it "bush."

If you're stressed and frustrated and unhappy, it will show around women. Relax, do some yoga, eat right, and be friendly to strangers. College is the peak of everyone's sex life, but the slump doesn't have to be so exponential. Be confident.

If you are just looking for bush, hire a prostitute. If you are looking for a date, here are my suggestions.

First of all, de-stress and mellow out. Flux is totally on about the yoga. It will help you relax and might help you with the weight thing too. You have to take care of yourself, exercise and eat right, it's the most important thing you can do. It will improve your confidence which everyone knows is the most attractive thing about a person.

Second, take care of your life before you start trying to add things into it. You want to date? Get your balanced routine figured out, focus on your job, make sure you have everything important under control. Then when you start bringing people into your life, they will see that you have your shit together, you're emotionally stable, responsible, dependable, balanced. Basically, a catch. Do you cook? Are you organized? Make some effort to improve yourself wether it means taking classes at the community college or just reading an extra book a week.

Third, Get yourself out there. Go to the gym, get in touch with old friends, join a book club or a cooking class. Go to some SG events and join your local group. If you are brimming with confidence and security you will attract people of all types.

Definately get your act together first. A confident man is an attractive man. Follow Erin's master plan and you will be on the road to happiness.